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Wednesday, June 15, 2005
RUN!
Holy Crap! There is a Tsunami headed this way! It may molest you, but if it doesn't, it will probably kidnap some white woman. Run to the hills! Wait! No! You'll get caught in a Double Homicide Mudslide and the terrorists will win! Plus Paris Hilton will buy yur corpse and pay Louis Vitton to make a handbag out of your head! Can the media please calm the hell down about all this irrational crap!
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My house was washed away!!!!! Oh, wait. No it wasn't. But it could have! Oh well, at least I was asleep when it happened.
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I'm going to go put my pants back on now.....
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