Holy Shit! Extra Exclusive! Only on Axess Hollywood! Paris Hilton has just become engaged to a bear at the San Diego Zoo best known for a series of grisly (and grizzly) rapes. The grooms guard hairs will be styled by Prada.
...and how come the guys from Contra, Jackal and Bionic Commando never got together and started a worldwide campaign to blow shit up real good? In fact, THAT'S the perfect team of adversaries for Snake in the next Metal Gear!
why was there never a Duck Hunt 2? And why no Robby the Video Robot for the Gamecube?
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