The Best of Year 5

While there were no posts that will probably make 2015's Best of the Decade list, there was some tasty wheat to be found among the comments of the Year 5 wreckage. So feast your eyes on these... at ease.

Jerking Off Hamsters - Ken hadn't yet thought of putting a toilet on his head and uploading a picture of it, so he posted this.

OH MY GAWD, KING! - The focus quickly shifts from a tragic news story to NES Pro Wrestling. Only at UGIJF.

And now, your Chris Kasch moment of zen.... - Josh can only find Zen with a remote in on hand...

My Superbowl Pick - I wasn't going to include this until I read the last two comments.

Bloodsport: The Band - I quite simply love this.

Blogger Profiles - collected here for your reference:

The Stranger
Full Force
General Anacock
Upgrayedd


Now... piss yourself.

Ozzy's Still got it

GRIM Revisited! !

This motherfucker is a monster. A monster who can phase through walls. Plus, this monster has has some totally bitchin' theme music. This movie sucked.

Want Some Tacos to go with that Suplex?

Any of you make it to San Diego, we gotta go here!!! (I haven't been yet but will make the journey very, very soon.

The end of Lost

Well, now that Lost is over I will be forced to rely on books to provide me with epic storytelling, and the Internet to provide me with weekly glimpses of Evangeline Lilly's splendid booty.

In case you didn't watch the show, it turns out that all the characters' lives were being made up as they went along by five guys on a blog site. The finale took place in a Starbucks and had a giant mechanical dog named Slayer.

Meat Market 2010: Texas De Brazilliant

Friday, May 28th.   7:00pm

Texas De Brazil, Schaumburg, IL

Sex photos observed!

As HOG spills and thrills at will!

Ok, someone explain the whole Highlander premise to me again.

Haven't seen the movies in forever, but I just don't understand the endgame.  So, you kill all the highlanders and then what?  There can be only one and now you're destined to roam the earth, never die, and catch every STD known to man.  I just don't get it.

Firefox anyone?

I haven't been able to post comments or view the Facebook sidebar for a while on our blog ... anyone else having issues with this (Firefox or otherwise)?

These are still out there!

http://www.getobsessedwithali.com/?movie=ZTzbp5rY8kEu

http://www.getobsessedwithali.com/?movie=uEbFR5cLQ7zz

http://www.getobsessedwithali.com/?movie=Ndqfw26nO125

http://www.getobsessedwithali.com/?movie=bRSG9ckGXame

Bill the beer thief!!!

Hide your beer!!!!

Location : 1650 Peter Ln, Romeoville, IL 60446,

Rao The Conqueror?!?!?!!

MOBILE BLAU!!!!

Year 5 Post Statistics

"Too much stuff, and not enough stuff!!" *PYRO*

This post emanates LIVE from the UGIJF branch office in Chicago, where we've worked non-stop for the last 4 minutes to bring you the ultimate results from the half-decade mark! There were 55 total posts, which is 999,945 short of our goal of one million. Here's how it all beaks down:

19 - That's gotta be KEN!!
17 - Surgio Salerno
14 - Heartbreak Kev
5 - E.N. Forbes (he's in your mom)
0 - Diggity Dan


Fucking shit, I thought I had you guys. I TRIED SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!