From Somethingawful.com " In 6th grade there was this girl Colleen who was fairly normal as far as I knew...but one day...
We used to have the option of "computer time" for our study period, where we could play Oregon Trail on the Apple ][ e's in the class. So I'm sitting with my friend Chris playing Mad Libs (if there is a funnier game, I don't want to know) and this girl Colleen as at the computer playing Odell Lake or whatever.
All of a sudden, she turns around her chair, looks right at me, mumbles something in Latin or tongues or Klingon, and starts taking a piss right there in the chair. The whole class is just watching in awe as this girl lets it flow and keeps her death gaze locked firmly on me.
Finally she finishes up, and the class is still shocked into silence, and she just starts crying as loud as she can and running around yelling stuff. The teacher just grabbed her and got her the hell out of there, and the principal told everyone to go play outside while they cleaned up the classroom.
I still to this day have no idea what prompted her to do such a thing. She was free to get up and go to the bathroom if she had to pee. "
lol dude I made the top ten list i was #9!
ReplyDeleteHoly Crap! They have Chivalry! I used to play that in 4th grade!
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In 6th grade there was this girl Colleen who was fairly normal as far as I knew...but one day...
We used to have the option of "computer time" for our study period, where we could play Oregon Trail on the Apple ][ e's in the class. So I'm sitting with my friend Chris playing Mad Libs (if there is a funnier game, I don't want to know) and this girl Colleen as at the computer playing Odell Lake or whatever.
All of a sudden, she turns around her chair, looks right at me, mumbles something in Latin or tongues or Klingon, and starts taking a piss right there in the chair. The whole class is just watching in awe as this girl lets it flow and keeps her death gaze locked firmly on me.
Finally she finishes up, and the class is still shocked into silence, and she just starts crying as loud as she can and running around yelling stuff. The teacher just grabbed her and got her the hell out of there, and the principal told everyone to go play outside while they cleaned up the classroom.
I still to this day have no idea what prompted her to do such a thing. She was free to get up and go to the bathroom if she had to pee. "
That story scared the piss out of me. Don't tell me shit like that. Exorcist and all that.
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