My thought on Billy Mays

Do you think they'll use the Awesome Auger to dig the hole?

The Countdown is on....

Who will be the first to make an inappropriate joke about Michael Jackson?

AOL HUH?!?!?

Just workin' on my Kevin Hurley Fan Page.

Ok Kevin, if this doesn't get you to join Facebook, I'm not sure anything else will!

THIS IS 100% REAL! STAND UP FOR 399!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blogger Profiles: The Stranger

Real Name: Frank Castle

Age: Younger than your Mom, but that's never really mattered, has it?

Location: Right behind you!

Sex: Yeah, I hit it.

Favorite Food: Free

Favorite Sports Team: Joliet Jackhammers (RailCats can suck it!)

Favorite "Jones": Joshua David Tiberius Jones

Favorite Posse Moment: Co-Authoring 'Posse's Gonna Fill Your Mouth', which I still sing to myself on occassion.

Childhood Hero: The dog from Duck Hunt

Worst College Moment: Getting scored on by Duane Bickett...

Goals in Life: TBD

Movie that defines my life: Beaches 2: More Deader

Can I get a what what?: No.