Here are a bunch of sad Payton Manning faces. Maybe we'll see them this Sunday Night!
BEARS!
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Monday, January 29, 2007
Peyton Manning Faces
Here are a bunch of sad Payton Manning faces. Maybe we'll see them this Sunday Night!
BEARS!
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The Colts are currently a 7 point favorite to win the Super Bowl. The Over/Under is 48.5 points.
If I was a betting man, I would take the Bears and the points, because IF the Colts win, I think it will be because of Vinateri's foot action rather than a field goal.
The over/under is a tough call, because when the Bears win, they usually crush you. The NFC title game vs New Orleans was close until the middle of the third quarter. The Bears still won by 25 points. But if the Colts win, well, they can put up a lot of points, too. Therefore, I'd go with the over.
Peyton Manning Faces!
If I was a betting man, I would take the Bears and the points, because IF the Colts win, I think it will be because of Vinateri's foot action rather than a field goal.
The over/under is a tough call, because when the Bears win, they usually crush you. The NFC title game vs New Orleans was close until the middle of the third quarter. The Bears still won by 25 points. But if the Colts win, well, they can put up a lot of points, too. Therefore, I'd go with the over.
Peyton Manning Faces!
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Super Bowl: My PICK
AS many of you know, before my time in Chicago I hailed from the Biggest Little City in the USA: NAPTOWN, INDIANA! This puts me in a delicate situation in regards to the S-uperbowl, because my two favorite teams are playing each other. But these are the kinds of problems you want to have.
In any case, I have been having a lot of people ask me who I am pulling for in the big game. Honestly, I am rooting for both. I hope the game is one for the ages. Like the Rams/Tennessee one a few years back. Remember that dude being tackled a yard shy on the last play of the game?
Anyway, that's not the real question. The real question is: J-if you were bet all your meager possessions on one team to win the Championship, which team would it be?
The Answer to that question is the Bears.
And here is why: Everyone is making a big deal out of Rex Grossman and whether or not he can beat Manning. For the record I do not think Grossman is in Manning's class as a QB. But football is a team game. And the Bears play as a team. Grossman does not have to win the game for the Bears--the Bears won 13 games last year with a 3rd Stringer. But Payton Manning damn sure has to win it for the Colts. If Payton has a bad game, the Colts will lose. If Rex has a bad game, well, the Bears are used to winning anyway.
MY PICK: BEARS 37, Colts 21
In any case, I have been having a lot of people ask me who I am pulling for in the big game. Honestly, I am rooting for both. I hope the game is one for the ages. Like the Rams/Tennessee one a few years back. Remember that dude being tackled a yard shy on the last play of the game?
Anyway, that's not the real question. The real question is: J-if you were bet all your meager possessions on one team to win the Championship, which team would it be?
The Answer to that question is the Bears.
And here is why: Everyone is making a big deal out of Rex Grossman and whether or not he can beat Manning. For the record I do not think Grossman is in Manning's class as a QB. But football is a team game. And the Bears play as a team. Grossman does not have to win the game for the Bears--the Bears won 13 games last year with a 3rd Stringer. But Payton Manning damn sure has to win it for the Colts. If Payton has a bad game, the Colts will lose. If Rex has a bad game, well, the Bears are used to winning anyway.
MY PICK: BEARS 37, Colts 21
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
2006 - a weak year for movies?
At least that's the way it looked tonight, when I repeated my annual tradition of forgetting the Golden Globe awards were on, then flipping past the Golden Globe awards and going, "oh, shit, the Golden Globe awards are on." I mean, Dreamgirls? The Devil Wears Prada? Borat? Would these have even made the top ten most years? Can we just subtitle the 2007 Oscars, "Yes, We're Giving Scorsese 'Best Director'" and skip the telecast? Sober me with your conclusions.
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Monday, January 01, 2007
New Year's Assignments
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First post, bitches!
Anyway, it's time to get to work in a new year of new fear. Following are the operations for which you're responsible in ought-seven... if you don't like your assignment, well, just imagine me saying "Sorry, Snake" in the Colonel voice:
Hank: Enforce 22-hour "quiet hours" in your complex. Then "Play It Loud" during those hours. If confronted by a resident, scream "PARADOX!!!" directly into their face. In addition, write, finance, star in, direct, edit, produce and review a short film called "Don't Burn Yo' Bisquick!".
Surgeon: Join the Fantasy Football league in September, and upon completion of the draft immediately change your name to "I quit" and release all your players. Also, bring back photographic evidence of the recent sighting which has raised the long-dormat Sasquatch Alert to Orange!
Zombie: Create your own mission which prominently features any two of these acts: 1) locating Hammer, 2) yelling at old people, 3) attempting to engage in on-field coitus with a minor league baseball team mascot while dressed as that mascot, 4) shitting in a toolbox.
Rod: Demand that a sequel to Multi-Racing Championship be developed for the Nintendo Wii. Perfect a nunchuck-controller technique which allows you to strike quickly and accurately at another player's crotch.
That's it... post your comments. Slow at first, then faster.
GO!!
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First post, bitches!
Anyway, it's time to get to work in a new year of new fear. Following are the operations for which you're responsible in ought-seven... if you don't like your assignment, well, just imagine me saying "Sorry, Snake" in the Colonel voice:
Hank: Enforce 22-hour "quiet hours" in your complex. Then "Play It Loud" during those hours. If confronted by a resident, scream "PARADOX!!!" directly into their face. In addition, write, finance, star in, direct, edit, produce and review a short film called "Don't Burn Yo' Bisquick!".
Surgeon: Join the Fantasy Football league in September, and upon completion of the draft immediately change your name to "I quit" and release all your players. Also, bring back photographic evidence of the recent sighting which has raised the long-dormat Sasquatch Alert to Orange!
Zombie: Create your own mission which prominently features any two of these acts: 1) locating Hammer, 2) yelling at old people, 3) attempting to engage in on-field coitus with a minor league baseball team mascot while dressed as that mascot, 4) shitting in a toolbox.
Rod: Demand that a sequel to Multi-Racing Championship be developed for the Nintendo Wii. Perfect a nunchuck-controller technique which allows you to strike quickly and accurately at another player's crotch.
That's it... post your comments. Slow at first, then faster.
GO!!
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