Fun with Google, Part 2

You remember that classic bit from the Purdue 5 video where Ken proclaims, "This is how we fuck!"...right? Of course you do. Well, that popped into my head for no reason (not that it needs a reason), so I decided to type "how to f" in the Google search bar to see what predictive text choices would pop up.

This is what it gave me. These aren't in alphabetical order, so I have to assume they're ranked by popularity.