IT'S CHRISTMAS!

Smoke a cigarette and drink some coffee. Then punch your significant other in the butt cheek. Now it's Christmas!

This image was the first result on google image search for 'Stupid Christmas'

I was oddly moved by this story

Master Grief.

My name is Bob Dylan...

Bob Dylan's my dadddddddd!

Gay porn.

Suck it.

No one likes you Kenny. Benny. Lenny?

You Just sold a Playstation 3!

My Favorite Part About The No Huddle? THE SEX!

I'm still posting here, so FUCK YOU!

The Beastie Boys made My Algonquin, but in music video format.

Cameos GALORE!

One of my favorite Posse-related things on Facebook

This music inspires me - NSFW

Best thing I've heard since Wesley Willis.

I recommend the title track and the Eddie Murphy song.

Rotissabooty

A Post, For You

This is the why the world didn't end

Supposedly it's available for pre-order on Amazon. I'm pissed there doesn't seem to be a theatrical release ... I guess I'll have to wait for it to hit Netflix streaming.

RIP Macho Man

While the new header image could do with some judicious resizing, it fulfills the requisite Macho Man content for the site.

Sad news... he was always my favorite growing up. Did he ever come back to the WWF in the 2000s? Pretty much everyone else who worked for them in the 80s & 90s, even Bret Hart, returned recently in some capacity.

Suck It, Losers!

Actually, I am one of the "Losers". Whatev.

This is not my 666th post.

The last one was.

More video game nonsense

Keeping with the recent theme of posts, check this out:

http://gallopingghostarcade.com/

We might have to hit this place some time.

For Kevin

In one hand beef jerky, in the other...

....whatever.

Grab you up some popcorn. It's time for TWO FUCKING HOURS of video game fatalities. That includes Eternal Goshdang Champions, bucko! Most of these I have never seen before.

Subtle.

Very subtle.

The FUTURE of Social Networking!

Kevin Hurley Must Join Facebook within 48 hours!!

Because that's when his unofficial Facebook page is gonna go:

I beat your team this year, and will do it for the next 10 years!

And there's not a DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!

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From the Archives: Josh on Yahoo! Answers

Had to log into my Yahoo account recently and post an honest question on Yahoo! Answers (horrible, I know). Anyway, I saw a link to Josh's old (I believe it was eventually blocked) account 'Outlaw_tattoo_biker'. Clicked on it and saw that all of Josh's old questions were still there. Here are some of my favorites:



http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsbNbXq584NCA9G0xn5_35Dty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20061018094839AAPCXyv

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuEqKAW_rlrkYANo7WHidCDty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070628083201AAubwTt

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Alw.nJ7yGoGtYlhhe6xXmXzty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070628105555AAms7b6

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ano4H07OClNOH7F93qhOjaLty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070629112733AA8ylOE

And some of his best answers:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtwVkUey9eeiwVwkMf110u3ty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070629085644AAdeaIK

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhgpCy22k9z93xA8bic9ztHty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070629062622AANwuZa

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Apa_IzaDrjJTcrYkZ86ZedXty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070628142548AAIPcZx

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlIpV9jw39Bfz.g.SjK5EpLty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070628071129AADKp6F

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Av4qq9c9lad4r49ITJ1VM67ty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070626072818AAMlB5V

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhUzxzaJfYo9g6TzcU03RDvty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070621071829AAOT3Q9

And the list goes on and on. Josh, you need to come back to Yahoo Answers. The world needs you.

Friday Funny

OH MY MOM!