Well, there was an article in the Trib on competitive eating, and I figured these guys HAD to have a website.
They do.
A sample:
"His given name is Tim Janus, but to the competitive eating community he is a man of mystery, Eater X, whose face and inner torment is concealed by a mask. Eater X has distinguished himsef in 2004, performing in pie, chicken nuggets, hot dogs, cannoli, cheesecake and corned beef and cabbage."
Check it out here, FOO!
www.ifoce.com
Oh my God! These profiles are awesome! They have everything: a husband/wife team, a masked man, an Asian man with a world title belt, a diminuitive female who eats like she's possessed, a guy who actually recorded a rap album about food called "Hungry & Focused" and another guy who ate holy shit SEVEN STICKS OF BUTTER in a row. Add this to whatever list the Lunatic Wrestling Federation is on - if this ever comes to town, we're going!
ReplyDeleteThe profiles are the best part. They were written in a tongue in cheek manner that makes them hilarious! My personal holy shit moment came when I looked at the baked beans record, something like 7 lbs in under 2 minutes. That's like turning on a baked bean hose and attaching it directly to your stomach.
ReplyDeleteDo I smell the resurgence of Meat Market?
ReplyDeleteI think I do ... and it smells like beef!