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Saturday, May 16, 2009

The Best of Year 4

As part of our usual Year-in-Review festivities, it's time to distill all the greasy funk of Year 4 into one refreshing, smooth-reading post. So as you prepare to kick back and take that first pull of your lunchtime (or breakfast) forty-ounce, pull up a chair and this post, and let it flow.

Why don't you like my movie, Hank? - Mike Terry is born! "Instead I find out you are hungry for more Tim Allen."

The keyword is not your friend - Lively discussion about a number of topics, including movies, BJs, and The Goonies!

YOUR GUIDE TO HOT POST APOCALYPTIC CAREERS! - Such a good summary of the movie "Doomsday" that I never bothered to see the movie "Doomsday".

OUTWORLD COMPLETES MERGER WITH BUSINESS WORLD - This actually happened.

Lewbowskifest 2008....In a word: balls! - The pics are still up from Ken's vision quest into the strange wilds of the Bluegrass State.

Welcome To Your Doom


Honorable Mentions:
More Pictures of Obese women, please. - Request denied!
CLICK HERE TO READ SOMETHING INTERESTING! - Well, do what it says.
STEAK SWALLOWER!!! - read comments #3 and #4... especially #4.
Black Skittle - taste the rainbow...


And now, back to your regularly scheduled day of sins and debauchery.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Waiting for Conan

I can't believe this stuff is still on YouTube!

Jerking Off Hamsters


Just padding my stats.

There goes the neighborhood.

Someone was correct in deciding to relocate.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Jim Kosek is my weatherman...

I could go into detail, but just see for yourself. This guy is a psycho. Every now and then he does the Chicago weather, and those days are always a little less cloudy.

As a fair warning, keep the volume down.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Deep Dish

Let's assume you are a man. OK so far? Let's also assume that you are a pizza, and that the following are your potential girlfriends. Which one do you find most tempting?

Monday, May 04, 2009

Year 4 post statistics

Saddle up for a recount of what went down Underground in Year 4. The tale of the tape reads 76 total posts, a little better than last year, but less than Ken OR Ian posted all by themselves in Year 1. Break it down!

Tyke Merry: 23 posts (30.3%)
Stranger Than Ken: 19 posts (25.0%)
Fool Force: 17 posts (22.4%)
Oh Shit, It's Upgrayedd: 15 posts (19.7%)
Papa John (2x Meat, 2x Cheese): 2 posts (2.6%)


For taking top honors two years in a row, Josh wins the cardboard box in the trunk of my car, which contains remnants of his Santa suit from 2008, a shitload of pennies, his certificate from Bartending School and an oily rag. Congrats dude!

Round 5... FIGHT!!!