Using mathematical theorems from my library of ancient Sumerian texts, I've calculated our post statistics for Underground G.I. Joe Fort: Year 1. I lay before you the post creation output for each of our "members", along with a percentage figure by which the person's worth may be judged (the following numbers are out of 300 and do not include this post):
Hungry Hank: 105 posts (35%)
Ken-Nasty: 99 posts (33%)
PowerSurgeon: 43 posts (14.3%)
FullForce: 36 posts (12%)
Rod of Rohirrim: 17 posts (5.6%)
Ian is a Behemoth! Ken is a just-slightly-smaller behemoth. But still huge. I'm surprised I even hit 10%. But keep in mind that since this is the 301st post, I'm shutting YOU ALL OUT IN YEAR 2!!! FULL FORCE = 1000%!!! YYYEEAAAAHHHH!! CARNITAS!!
I consider Ken/Ian to be about equal, as a couple of Ian's posts were reprints of his SOBERING CONCLUSION Movie Reviews. (soberc.blogspot.com)
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, it took me a little bit to get into the swing of this, but now I wanna blog so bad, my D*ck is hard.
I'd put Ken ahead of me because of the movie reviews ... that was my bread and butter before I got my own blog going. Also, Ken got this up and running, so any semblance of a tie goes to the man from South Beach.
ReplyDeleteI will eat you all. I am hungry.
ReplyDeleteThanks to those pills I ordered I got something that will fill you up RIGHT HERE.
ReplyDeleteWell, with these comments we've pretty much taken care of "Best Year 2 Post" right out of the gate!!
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