SO I am watching the INDY 500 (Yay Indianapolis!) and they show a commercial for a show called 'How to Get the Guy.' It is a reality show where women are looking for true love and are getting pointers from Love Coaches to accomplish this. From my girlfriend-less vantage point, I would merely suggest finding a nice guy and sending one knee east and the other west. Everything else usually takes care of itself from there. But this would probably make the series in to a singular show, thus negating any advertiser potential. But that is not all that bothers me.
I think all relationships contain some kind of power ratio. A pretty girl initially has a form of power over a gentleman who is interested in her (and what guy is not interested in a pretty girl?) because she has something of value to the gent: she is hot. Unless she is in to comparing flatulence or beer drinking contests, the average dude in question probably has nothing of real value to her. This is different if he is rich or famous or on the cover of GQ or the like. This puts most women in the proverbial relationship driver's seat. So since women pretty much have control over all this, why do they need a love coach? Just assert your control!!!!!!
This is of course assuming the women are hot. Ladies, If men are not interested in you, you are probably not very hot, or even if you are hot, you are probably such a bitch that men can't take being around you for more than say, one night. Thus negating your chance at true love. So if you are a woman looking for true love and haven't succeeded yet: 1. Be Hotter 2. Don't be such a bitch.
Sadly, solving these women's problems is not their concern. It's ratings. The more pitfalls the better since it makes for good TV.
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