August 18,2006:
I come from the future to proclaim "Snakes on a Plane" fantastic! Samuel L. Jackson took care of business and showed them snakes what's what! I was disappointed at the lack of Ice Cube as a co-pilot to exclaim the line "You mean there's snakes on this plane this big?"
However, the film was so powerful, I went right out and cancelled all of my flights and will be driving to all future destinations.
For a full review, all of you in this timeline must wait for the present-Hungry Hank to catch up to me and write it all down. I must return to the future and try to slip into a screening of "The Transformers"!
P.S. If you haven't already, invest in big oil companies. Even after discovering they somehow made record profits in the face of a possible oil shortage in 50 years, they still had to raise prices in order to compete with rising golf club memberships for their hard working and honest executives.
Well, I am glad to hear that SOAP is great.
ReplyDeleteHowever, since you are a time traveller I have to ask: Do you have a tag team partner?
No, I only wrestle in single and handicap matches.
ReplyDeleteYou both disgust me.
ReplyDeleteNot really. I was just showcasing my new name and pic.
ReplyDeleteIs that the Blumeany?
ReplyDeleteNope, it's THE JUICER!
ReplyDeleteI understand your new name slightly more than how much I understood your last one - which was not at all - so I guess it's an improvement.
ReplyDeleteIt is hard to tell! Hahaha! The Juicer! IThe name would have made more sense if he was a hemophiliac.
ReplyDeleteThe Juicer was actually better known as "THE LOVE MACHINE" Art Barr. I remember he teamed with a newly made American Eddie Guerrero against the Mexican team of Octagon and El Hijo Del Santo, or "The Son of the Saint" before Eddie made it big. To taunt the mexican team and crowd, he would leave the ring during a match and make swimming motions (referencing Mexicans swimming across the Rio Grande)
ReplyDeleteMy previous name GI-NASTY was a take off of GI-NORMOUS. (The GI is pronounced 'Jy') gi-nasty being both gi-normous and nasty.
ReplyDeleteMy current name is just a clusterfuck. I wanted a funny name that ended in P. Hole. I couldn't think of a matching first name (much like Hugh G Rection), So I just thought 'lick my pee hole' and I made the name Licholas. Thus Licholas P. Hole.
Eddie was underused by the WWE - same story with Jericho I think. When both of those guys were left to do their own thing, they did brilliant work. Eddie with his swimming motions, Jericho in the only WCW feud that mattered with Dean Malenko.
Well, Jericho really had to pull out all the stops to make a feud with Malenko interesting. The two things I remember him doing were first presenting Malenko with a framed portrait of his father, but it had a huge drawn in mustache on it. Then I remember he lost a match, but then he went and found the original rulebook of professional wrestling and discovered a reason why he did not actually lose the match.
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