The WWE has done it again! Last night as I was typing up another movie review, I put the channel on RAW. Well, I got the treat of the night. You may know about Kane having some delusions/hallucinations lately. Well, tonight, THE OLD KANE came back! Current Kane was in the ring beating up Shelton "I'm a jobber" Benjamin and then the ominous music and lighting hit.
Out comes OLD KANE, the one in the red tights, with the long hair and mask! He comes down to the ring and CHOKESLAMS the current Kane! Chokeslams him to HELL! Where is this going? Who knows? But next PPV, you could be watching Kane v. Kane, with his sanity and very self at stake!
Moreover, Viscera (yes, that Viscera) is now billed as "The World's Largest Love Machine"! Can I hold out hope for a Sexual Chocoloate - Love Machine ladder match? Maybe they can form the most formidable tag team since Animal and Hawk!
This may keep me watching while the rerun season has started!
It's times like these that I miss college and watching all of you suplex each other onto my futon.
Get it?
Holy Crap! This is just like Undertaker vs. Underfaker!
ReplyDeleteYeah, they had the new "Love Machine" Viscera at WM22. I guess I left that part out of the recap... he was in the battle roayle that took place before the opening match. His trademark move is a series of splashes where it totally looks like he's dry-humping the opponent. It looks as horrible as it sounds.
ReplyDeleteI'm currently being sucked in by the possible return of DX and the emergence of the new ECW. I missed the whole Kane segment though. I'm guessing it will be Snitsky or someone lame under the mask though.
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