After finally shuffling my DSL and Wireless router setup in my house, I now have my Xbox wired directly to my router, thus I am ready to game online for 50 hours straight!!!! I'm pretty sure Kevin and Josh are PS2 fags (FOOTball!) so I guess I was wondering if you other guys have Xbox Live?!?!
In theory, it sounds awesome, because it isn't just about online gaming. It's about the fact that in every game, everyone has a headset, and you can most likely just totally fuck with people. On top of that, you can disguise your voice and sound like a rapist....Dan can obviously ignore this feature.
So it's almost like the audio version of AOL chat room attacks. Noone could defeat us, because they'd be way too distracted by our vulgar and confusing banter.
As a result, I order all of you to go out and buy an xbox, xbox live, and some Tom Clancy game :D
I broke down last night and got Xbox Live. It was on sale for $59.99 (not a great price), but after trading in a bunch of lame ass games (Don't worry Kevin, I kept Backyard Wrestling), I was able to knock $20 off.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, I played Crimson Skies - which came with the Live Pack, Halo 2, and Splinter Cell 2. Crimson kinda sucked, because it's hard to fly and concentrate on 18 other planes trying to shoot you. Halo was pretty kick ass - which is good, because I got bored of the story mode.Splinter Cell, which I did the WORST at, was the BEST.
I jumped into a game, and was forced to be the 'merc' - basically a security guard.The other 3 guys were Splinter Cells, so they could hide and wait around a corner, then jump me from behind and SNAP MY NECK. It's actually cool as your visor sreen goes haywire and you get snapped and tossed to the ground.
Unfortunately, I can't afford to quit my job, so my record ended at about an hour and a half!
Some guy in Ko-Rea died from playing video games!
ReplyDeleteAlso, you are an XBox Loving moron. Next thing you know you'll be rooting for the White Sox!
Also, you have 2 incomes to my 1. Do you know what I could waste money on with two incomes? Probably a car that runs twice as poorly as my current one.
PS2 may not be the technically superior game system, but it has an unbeatable catalog. Right now I am playing MVP Baseball. And unlike real life, the Cubs are going to win it all.
No doubt. I'm completely envious of PS2 owners when it comes to the catalog. I just like calling people 'PS2 fags' ;)
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, X-box Live is the shizen.
And Hank, re: your comments on the X-box controller, I had to use my old wired one yesterday with the Xbox Live rig, and it's actually still waaaayyy more comfortable than the N64/Dreamcast/Genesis controllers. It's big, but the handles are rounded and the buttons are well placed.
Josh - as far as incomes go, it's also about being frugal. I originally got my Xbox by buying two of them @ $99 each at a Meijer grand opening. I then sold some computer junk and the other xbox for $200, thus my Xbox was free. :D Of course, I've never seen the Xbox at that rediculous price since.
You don't mind the size of the Xbox controller because you are a giant among men. I'm asian, and therefore genetically handicapped.
ReplyDeleteAnd I actually liked the N64 controller. It worked well in my Eastern hands.
Though I agree with you on the Dreamcast and Genesis controllers. Sega never did get that part right.
Insert joke about "vibration function" and the fairer gender here.
ReplyDeleteFirst off I have xbox and xbox live and it sucks ass. I've played tennis and forza motorsport online and let me be the first to say- fucking queerbait asslovin asslovers. I don't have a mic (thank god)because I don't feel like talking to a dipshit 12 year old that lives in their parents basement and thinks the best thing ever is getting a boner which it might be. The best part about xbox live is that you can download extra content and you can turn it off. End of story.
ReplyDeleteOther than that the only time I'll play it is when a wholesome young strapper named Ken gets on. Pass the chocolate milk and let the kids start talking leet!
Chester.
Dan, did it ever occur to you that the problem is not with X-Box Live, but with the fact you're playing Tennis and Forza Motorsport!?!? You damn fool. Have you not learned that there will NEVER be a good racing game until X-Box 36000 comes out!? We're going to need an intervention here!! Stop playing these games and encouraging companies to make them! "OWW!!"
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