Pearl Harbor sucked...

Almost as much as I love you...doo doo doo de doo do..sorry. I know I'm still in college working on college stuff but I'd like to start at LEAST concpetualizing or outlining our goals for our future company aka UH$ex. I feel that now most MMO's and other games require a capital well past 20 big ones (or is it 20 large) as in 20 MIL we should be well prepared to all throw our balls in and see what happens. And for the record I'm glad Full Force still posts here. He's the only one that keeps me grounded. And by grounded I mean confident, wise, erroneously, pontificated, deoxyribonucleated and condensermyjohnson.

In other words it couldn't hurt to revisit our ideas before our site gets "flagged" too many time by the new button in the upperighthand corner. Our posts can only survive in the wild so long not unlike the way SNAAAAKE survived the tanker level. MG2 was a great game but the story left me a bit confused when the got to the lallyleulilolan part. Anyone know what I'm talking about? No? Please keep reading.

Pretend for a second I was never a part of your life. Got it? Now let it go because I'm not fucking going anywhere. As much as Tanner taught me at OX, I believe I learned more about life when I was holding on to the toilet bowl on my 21st birthday than I did with any conversation I had with him. Then again he did tell me to go back to class. Which I did. For a day.

But that's beside the point, you see I don't fill our great blog with verbose, overdone, cliche, trite, meaningless meander that would only just eek its way out of one of Ken's roommates mouths. No, I ask for more. I want to be free from the gaming laws that hold us down. Imagine if you well a gaming console with no controller. Think of the freedom vaporware will have on our audience. Add in the cost savings by bundling in no controller and we have a winner. Kids standing in front of their tv realizing they were screwed out of $400 just because a couple Bradley grads and one dropout came up with the idea first.

The fact is gentlemen, we are ideas men. And as long as we live our ideas will permeate each others membranes until we have created in ourselves the most perfect understanding of what a videogame should be- and at the last, I will be there to form the head. While the rest of you are getting it.


"Why is Dan Bowers using the phone?"

"Ok Ian, I'm gonna kick the door in and you look scared" and Ian locked the door thus locking me out.

"I think the stove is on. Yes it's definitely on because that brown bag is now on fire- oh my God that could be in party 64!"

"I disconnected the internet but he figured that out so I put this piece of paper in the port. He hasn't figured that out yet."

"Hi my name is Ken." "Hi Ken, is your roommate a cool guy?" "No."

"I had to keep getting up and going to the fountain for water. I think there's salt in it."

"Dude, stoner just threw a trashcan on Bradley and all Bradley told Hapa was 'I didn't see who did I just saw sandals.'"

and the one thing I never said:

"Well, I'm off to the library."