What did you do with my friend Ken?!? Stupid aliens! Always snatching people and replacing them with thinner androids ... though I'm guessing they still have gas after a session at Taco Bell.
Seriously though, congrats Ken. I think it's awesome you've trimmed down, but you don't look as menacing anymore and I hope this doesn't damage our Meat Market credibility when we walk into restaurants.
Ken, you are poser, following in the tradition of Amish Josh whatshisface. You know the guy who would drink a gallon of vodka, I'd put a lampshade on his head, and he still wouldn't pass out before Tom? Anyway, if you keep losing weight, we'll have to amend 'Ken at 30' to two girls and a broom.
To counter you I am going to start beefing up until we are the same 155 pounds weight and I will attempt to bodyslam you.
We will meet on the deck of an aircraft carrier. You can arrive in a Helicopter, and then proceed to give Elizabeth massive amounts of prescription pills so that she dies.......
Sorry to scare you, just testing out my digital camera.
ReplyDeleteOh and by the way, my camera doesn't suck, I was just messing with the color options. I do not, in fact, have jaundice.
ReplyDeleteWoah wtf- have you lost like 30 lbs? You look like me my frosh year at Bradley. Kinda wimpy.
ReplyDeleteNice room btw. Is that where you haxor?
Ken, I almost wish you hadn't posted your picture, so I could've introduced you to Ian and had him not know who you were. :)
ReplyDeleteJosh, dig out your copy of Clutch's self-titled (or The Elephant Riders, if you have it) - Ken looks like a young, pre-beard Neil Fallon!
ReplyDeleteYes, I am but a shell of my Taco Bell Anihilating self.....but if I need to defeat you at Hell At The Bell, I will, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!
ReplyDeleteI have joined the cult of the South Beach Diet. You should all join, before the Ingathering. We will protect our own.
ReplyDeleteI SCARED MOMMY! THAT'S NOT MY FRIEND KEN THAT'S SOME SKINNY BASTARD! WHERE'S KENNY? LeNney? BENney?
ReplyDeleteI like those Burger King commercials with the 'Angus Diet' and also the giant King guy. I also like sports, and women, and beer.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do with my friend Ken?!? Stupid aliens! Always snatching people and replacing them with thinner androids ... though I'm guessing they still have gas after a session at Taco Bell.
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, congrats Ken. I think it's awesome you've trimmed down, but you don't look as menacing anymore and I hope this doesn't damage our Meat Market credibility when we walk into restaurants.
Ken - JOIN OUR FRATERNITY!!
ReplyDeleteD-U! *clap clap* D-U!
ReplyDeleteKen, you are poser, following in the tradition of Amish Josh whatshisface. You know the guy who would drink a gallon of vodka, I'd put a lampshade on his head, and he still wouldn't pass out before Tom? Anyway, if you keep losing weight, we'll have to amend 'Ken at 30' to two girls and a broom.
ReplyDeleteTo counter you I am going to start beefing up until we are the same 155 pounds weight and I will attempt to bodyslam you.
Josh, if you do that, we can have the very first "Hell at the Bell in a Cell" match!
ReplyDeleteI wet my pants just thinking about it.
We will meet on the deck of an aircraft carrier. You can arrive in a Helicopter, and then proceed to give Elizabeth massive amounts of prescription pills so that she dies.......
ReplyDelete...uh, wait a minute....