I did it. I saw it. I wrote about it. Click Here to see why you're not seeing this unless Ed McMahon hands over the check before you enter the theater.
Another sparkiling Review. AS inhumane as it sounds, I really can't wait for you to Review "Deuce Bigalow 2." I really enjoyed how Ebert took a hatchet to it, and even though you have to suffer thrugh it, I am sure it will inspire you to write the most awesome criticisms ever seen by mankind.
Also: I like Jessica Simpson. She is not a "whore", she is just a person who was gifted with great physical assets and a better than average singing voice. In return, she, like most famous people, was cursed with a schlub of a husband. Britney Spears is a whore.
I have to work up the courage and mental fortitude. Dukes really hit hard. I'd probably give an Oscar to that fucking chimp that pitched in the movie Ed at this point.
Another sparkiling Review. AS inhumane as it sounds, I really can't wait for you to Review "Deuce Bigalow 2." I really enjoyed how Ebert took a hatchet to it, and even though you have to suffer thrugh it, I am sure it will inspire you to write the most awesome criticisms ever seen by mankind.
ReplyDeleteAlso: I like Jessica Simpson. She is not a "whore", she is just a person who was gifted with great physical assets and a better than average singing voice. In return, she, like most famous people, was cursed with a schlub of a husband. Britney Spears is a whore.
DB:EG? I don't know if I can take that one
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I have to work up the courage and mental fortitude. Dukes really hit hard. I'd probably give an Oscar to that fucking chimp that pitched in the movie Ed at this point.
That is true. Maybe you should review something really good before you move into DB:EG territory. I don't want you to burn out or run out of hammers.
ReplyDelete"There are other people in the film, but who cares?" LOL... and I concur with Meany Balls re: the skunk quote. I R'd on the F and J'd my M!!!!
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