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Sunday, August 28, 2005

Animation Reparations

While I was sitting on the floor eating dinner I found that I hadn't seen the first Family Guy that aired tonight (where Lois becomes a model), so I'm going to comment on what I thought was funny as if it were all brand new:

"No, I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck"

Peter: "That's great Lois, and I'll pleasure myself to your photos!"
Chris: "Me too!!"
Meg: "Me too! ... ...I'm just trying to fit in!"

Quagmire to the old model agent (pointing to her tracheotomy): "ever get freaky with that thing?"

"Peter, I just got a wax this afternoon, and let's just say, 'you're clear for landing'!!"
Quagmire (offscreen): "giggity!"

God's reply to Adam and Eve when asked about the tree in the Garden of Eden : "You know, I would just not go near it at all" (pan out to reveal stacks of porn)

Lois' dad making Peter eat a pinecone. "Finish it, eat it all!!!" "It's awful!!"



SPOOGE!!!!!!!!!

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