by Full Force
Science Editor
UGIJF
Updated: Aug. 4, 2005
Recent electronic and satellite information have confirmed
that E.N. Forbes, aka Hungry Hank, aka Shivan Dragon, aka
Jensen Dykelover, aka Coach Carter, aka Midknight, will be
in the Chicagoland area during September of 2005, Year of
the Walrus. While his true plans are unknown, even more
electronic and satellite information reveal that it's unlikely
he'll have a beard. Yet another satellite photo (seriously, he
"targeted" me with Google Maps!) shows that he's planned
to invade the recently-annexed domain of Full Force in the
northwest.
As of this writing Kevin and Josh are planning to drink beer
at the Clutch show tonight at 8pm. Clutch singer Neil Fallon
could not be reached for comment on whether or not his band
would re-launch Lilith Fair in 2007.
© 2005 UGIJF Interactive
We here at the Octagon can neither confirm nor deny reports Ian Forbes is headed to the Chicagoland area sometime during the month of September.
ReplyDeletePlease refer to your color coded alert charts to respond accordingly.
That is all.
It should be something like Sept. 16 to 23 or so. I may be headed to Detroit and Indy during that time but will be available for beers, movies, and console gaming.
ReplyDeleteMake your reservations now.
Ironically, I made that joke comments about PRIME Renaissance Faire season, and ACTUALLY ended up going to the Renaissance Faire this weekend! I will post a review ASAP.
ReplyDeleteThere had better be photographic evidence!
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