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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

So whats with all the Chuck Norris Jokes?

Like the one that goes, "When Chuck Norris gets in water, Chuck doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck"?

Seriously, who started this and why? If I were Chuck Norris, I'd roundhouse kick him in the balls.

6 comments:

  1. Some of them are funny, but after a while it is just stupid. You may rmember a lot of the same things being said about VIN DIESEL, who the author origianlly attributed these quotes to. Personally the funniest Chuck Norris related comedy I have seen in a while was the "Young Chuck Norris" song they did on SNL.

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  2. Anyone who makes fun of Chuck Norris risks a sidekick to their jaw!

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  3. Well, basically it was a Young Chuck Norris running around central park as the song repeated "As he kicked and he punched and he kicked and he punched." At one point he saves a woman from some muggers, and then spin kicks her himself. BA-DOW!

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  4. I prefer to think of the SNL skit as an homage.

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  5. What if we started re-forwarding every "Chuck Norris" message we could find, changing his name to "Dan Bowers"? That'd be pretty cool.

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  6. I have no idea what you guys are talking about....but I'll take one of those shirts in a medium.

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