Displeased with him for not worshipping at the altar of rock and roll last night at The Metro, a decree set forth by the Council of Incompetent Spirit Elders has allowed Mummy Josh to re-enter our world and torment the real Josh! The mummy sought out our location in cyberspace due to its strong affinity with its subject, and has affixed itself to the blog - haunting every post.
As Josh is immune to the effects of paradox, more than one version of him is allowed to inhabit the same universe - as such, he must fight off his alternate selves in order to remain the true Josh! There are only three known ways to banish the curse:
1) create a version of Mummy Josh on the latest Smackdown game, and defeat him in a cage match with at least one other Posse member as a witness.
2) win the poker tournament at Ken's in a few weeks.
3) destroy this blog, and with it the hopes and dreams of a generation.
May God have mercy upon us all...
Well, since I want this taken care of as quickly and quietly as possible, I will do the first. But a few questions about it...
ReplyDelete-Do I have to defeat Mummy JOSH as a Regulear JOSH create a wrestler?
-If CAW ACOLYTE HURLEY is present, does it count? So for example, can I take on Mummy Josh and Acolyte Hurley in a steel cage?
-Can I set the game difficulty to easy and turn off the stamina system?
-Can I finish MGS3 on EXTREME mode first? I spent all weekend trying to conquer The End. Did you know instead of beating the Sorrow you can just drown snake and then use the revival pill?
Well, since I want this taken care of as quickly and quietly as possible, I will do the first. But a few questions about it...
ReplyDelete-Do I have to defeat Mummy JOSH as a Regulear JOSH create a wrestler?
-If CAW ACOLYTE HURLEY is present, does it count? So for example, can I take on Mummy Josh and Acolyte Hurley in a steel cage?
-Can I set the game difficulty to easy and turn off the stamina system?
-Can I finish MGS3 on EXTREME mode first? I spent all weekend trying to conquer The End. Did you know instead of beating the Sorrow you can just drown snake and then use the revival pill?
Well, since I want this taken care of as quickly and quietly as possible, I will do the first. But a few questions about it...
ReplyDelete-Do I have to defeat Mummy JOSH as a Regulear JOSH create a wrestler?
-If CAW ACOLYTE HURLEY is present, does it count? So for example, can I take on Mummy Josh and Acolyte Hurley in a steel cage?
-Can I set the game difficulty to easy and turn off the stamina system?
-Can I finish MGS3 on EXTREME mode first? I spent all weekend trying to conquer The End. Did you know instead of beating the Sorrow you can just drown snake and then use the revival pill?
THE MUMMIES CURSE HAS CAUSED MULTIPLE POSTS!!!! ANNNNNND A COLOR CHANGE!!!!! PLEASE JOSH, ACT NOW!!!!! SAVE US!!!!!! OH MAD MARTIGAN!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood questions. Tough but fair. I will address them to the best of my ability, which means I'll make up the answers as I go along.
ReplyDelete1) As long as the mummy is defeated, it shouldn't matter who gets the win. Though, personally, speaking as The Patriot, I'd create a Josh wrestler to be sure I secured total victory. When it comes to vengeful spirits I don't like leaving things to chance.
2) The presence of any Posse members or their alter egos (Acolyte Hurley, Heartbreak Kev, 2 Hilarious, etc.) is acceptable, but they may NOT participate in the match. Their involvement must be limited to lumberjack or special guest referee. This is partly because it's your soul vs. the mummy's, and as such can only be truly settled in a one-on-one contest, but mostly because the rest of us don't want the mummy touching us. That thing's creepy.
3) After what Cain did to you to cost you your title shot, I'd assume all bets are off and start rigging things in my favor any chance I had. If the game lets you hide a wrench in your pants, do that too. Actually, that's good advice outside the game as well.
4) You may beat MGS3 on Extreme first, as long as you can do so while contending with the wretched visions thrust into your conscious mind by the mere existence of the blasphemous mummy.
And yeah, the only reason you have to walk all the way to the end of the river is if you want The Sorrow's Spirit camo, which is one of the best camos if you're playing a stealth game. You can technically end the fight in seconds by taking the Revival Pill and waking up near Tikhogornyj.
"Don't touch, never ever steal! Unless, you're in for the kill!!"
Did you have to look up how to spell Tikhogornyj? I just call it "the Russian forest with a waterfall."
ReplyDeleteAnyway, stamina killing Volgin is hard. Somtimes after I slam him, I take out the MK 22 and I am able to blast him with tranq darts 3-4 times. He stands there and takes it. However other times I slam him, and when I shoot him he falls over and electrifies himself, preventing further slams/tranq dart damage. Why is this? This would really help me as I keep running out of time during our fight, resulting in Snake, Volgin, the Shagohad, the Hangar, and presumably Ocelot to be destroyed in the ensuing fireworks.
This has slowly gone from the P-Posse board to that gay Nintendo Power cartoon with Howard.
ReplyDeleteI claim 12 dexterity!
Don't forget that if you press up on the analog stick, your character moves in THAT direction!!!
ReplyDeleteJust a tip from your Uncle Larry.
up up down down left right left right pull trigger end life
ReplyDeleteYes, I looked up that location name. I couldn't remember the name of it, and now I see why.
ReplyDeleteAnd, this board hasn't slowly gone... it's always been.
"INFINITY LIFE WON'T KEEP YOU ALIVE"
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL