Cubs tickets go on sale at 10am. Internet waiting room opens at 9:30am. Open up separate windows for June 30th, July 1st and July 2nd - when the Cubs play the Sox. Purchase 4 tix if you get in. Turn around and sell them for 3 or 4 times their value to Sox fans so they can wear their World Series $5 shirts at Wrigley to rub it in.
Cash in YO POCKET!
I can get VALUE TICKETS for only $22. The seats are probably shite, but I say we schedule a day off and see them play the Padres or the Brewers. Like Wednesday June 28 at 1:20PM. Or Friday May 12, also at 1:20 PM. Pat Hughes & Ron Santo will be there, and so can we! Plus, we can start drinking at Noon (I haven't done that in a while).
ReplyDeleteI'd be all up on that if it didn't cost me a day's pay (I'm contract). Gotta stick to weekend or night games games.
ReplyDeleteYou make $22 a day?
ReplyDeleteOh, you mean taking the day off work. Well, I guess you have until JULY to get salaried, fool!
Damn Ken you should call the police or the government or something. 8 hours on min wage pays better. Something about decreasing marginal returns and the GDP.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget illegal immigration! Even when we build walls, they just build tunnels and go under. It's like protecting a golf course from gophers!
ReplyDeleteSomewhere Bill Murray is crying
ReplyDeletefor an Oscar.