Well, since the previous two got their say, it's time for me to get MINE! (I'm the best...the BEST!). Please consult to me your queries. I will make you, MAKE YOU!
Huh? I only got asked like one question then everbody forgot about me to focus on the superbowl. At least, I hope that is what happened. I know for a fact that I am at least the 5th smartest member of this here clan, and feel people should have asked me MORE questions. Anyway, my question is this: the president has been kidnapped by ninjas, are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
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Although I am indeed, bad enough, I have learned to accept that China will become the only true Superpower in five years. Thus, I will not attempt to interfere with the ninja's plan. On the contrary, I may help them penetrate the White House grounds while I do a switch 360 kickflip off of the Lincoln 20!!! Rad!
I felt 'Ask Powersurgeon' just plain wore out its welcome in its 5 days of existance here on the blog. I find Powersurgeon's excuse that the Super Bowl distracted people (who played in that game again??!) lacking. However, the dude is hung like a horse.
Huh? I only got asked like one question then everbody forgot about me to focus on the superbowl. At least, I hope that is what happened. I know for a fact that I am at least the 5th smartest member of this here clan, and feel people should have asked me MORE questions. Anyway, my question is this: the president has been kidnapped by ninjas, are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
ReplyDeleteDear Loyal Viewers,
ReplyDeleteWe have suspended new episodes of "Ask PowerSurgeon" until March, in order to allow "Ask 360 Name Changes in the Last Month off the Prudential 7" to air uninterrupted. We assure you that "Ask PowerSurgeon" will return in March!! Then we'll probably cancel it because you didn't watch while it wasn't on the air! WE HATE YOU!!
Dear Dr. Doolittle,
ReplyDeletewhy do i have to verify my posts with the letters "yuxlcpt"?
Matt Damon
Dear Switch 360,
ReplyDeleteWhat did you think of "Ask PowerSurgeon"? I think it was a good column that just didn't find its audience.
Matt Damon.
Dear Powersurgeon,
ReplyDeleteAlthough I am indeed, bad enough, I have learned to accept that China will become the only true Superpower in five years. Thus, I will not attempt to interfere with the ninja's plan. On the contrary, I may help them penetrate the White House grounds while I do a switch 360 kickflip off of the Lincoln 20!!! Rad!
Mr. Affleck,
ReplyDeleteI don't know, why do people still pay you to make movies?
Dear Mr. Damon,
ReplyDeleteI felt 'Ask Powersurgeon' just plain wore out its welcome in its 5 days of existance here on the blog. I find Powersurgeon's excuse that the Super Bowl distracted people (who played in that game again??!) lacking. However, the dude is hung like a horse.