Keep in mind, if the past you sees the present/future you, it will cause his head to explode, creating a time paradox, meaning Goldberg will never die on your front porch!
UPDATE: The new me defeated the old me when the old me choked to death on a 7-layer burrito - thus preserving the space time continuium. Unfortunately though, I am now married to Carol, have six kids and am living in Peoria. Meanwhile, Goldberg is throwin' his back out humpin' yer mom. Noooch!
Not only that, you are travelling BACK in TIME to Sept 30 of last year, when you were 190 lbs heavier!
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Keep in mind, if the past you sees the present/future you, it will cause his head to explode, creating a time paradox, meaning Goldberg will never die on your front porch!
ReplyDeleteUPDATE: The new me defeated the old me when the old me choked to death on a 7-layer burrito - thus preserving the space time continuium. Unfortunately though, I am now married to Carol, have six kids and am living in Peoria. Meanwhile, Goldberg is throwin' his back out humpin' yer mom. Noooch!
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