Odd Junk Mail

Every once in a while and email comes along and you just have to say HUH>?!!?!

This is that email:

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hi,

finally got the masters tell mom and dad! :) i know they will be proud of me now! :)

sis you got to try this program... I doubted it at first too, but gave it a shot ... 2 weeks later got the masters!

call the # i gave you the other night, here it is again if you lost it 1-.2.0.6.-350-7828




they are still offering the B.A. B.S_C M.A M_S.C M.B_A P_H.D




Hurry the counselor said they aren't taking many more students for this offer..




Later tell everyone i said hi

love you,

Bro









lets goto mcdonalds soon. we can get a hamburger or too..
Doesn't Sarah remember shouting slowly?.
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The janitor doesn't generally like praying..
They are not missing shouting today..
I didn't hate dancing last night at eleven..
12. Ninety six bottles of beer, three a's, three b's, one c, two d's, thirty three e's, seven f's, three g's, nine h's, twelve i's, one j, one k, six l's, fifteen n's, eleven o's, eight r's, twenty five s's, twenty two t's, two u's, six v's, eight w's, four x's, and five y's on the wall..
You are always missing reading..
Have you liked skiing yet?.
Don't those teachers very often love jogging?.
I hate playing quickly..
Have you practiced jumping yet?.
Did Debbie love jumping in front of the restaurant?.
This program is not intended as a miracle program. It is meant to be a bridge--the bridge from real objects to 2-dimensional photos. It is meant to allow the students to hear the words repeatedly and then in context. It is meant to help start the students talking. This program is not the finished end product, it is a tool. You, the teacher, parent or therapist, are the best communicators. When your student or child looks at you as if to say please Teach Me To Talk use this program as part of the process..
The science teachers practiced fighting..
Have you already loved sleeping?.
Have you missed reading recently?.
Don't those teachers very often love jogging?.
Some store clerks like working in London..
That dentist is not enjoying writing near my home..
That pilot is missing surfing..
I could go on and on, but I won't. We have many programs the children love. But I would give them ALL up to keep my BORING noun program. I thank THE PARENT daily for her insight..
today i need to goto the store. .
I am not enjoying skiing among the trees at the moment..