Whenever I see these energy drinks I can't halp but think how unhealthy the vast majority have to be. This is the prime example. I mean look at the ingredients, half that crap is probably poisonous. And it even says on the label "Do not drink more than 1 a day" putting them on the same safety par as cigarrettes. Plus they are terribly overpriced and more than likely cause dick rot. If oyu need a burst of energy, do what our fathers and grandfathers and ancestors before them did: brew some coffee. Or if you are a wuss like me and need more flavor in your energy drink, try tea. I mean I drink tea all the time and my nickname is Surge for christ sakes.
Also, a vast majority are more than likely brewed in a bathtub in a back room somewhere in Asia. When you hear 'Back Room in Asia' it doesn't really correlate to the word pristene, now does it? And then they are shipped over here on a rickety ship infested by longhorned Asian Flu Rats. So drink up, boozehound!
Also, a vast majority are more than likely brewed in a bathtub in a back room somewhere in Asia. When you hear 'Back Room in Asia' it doesn't really correlate to the word pristene, now does it? And then they are shipped over here on a rickety ship infested by longhorned Asian Flu Rats. So drink up, boozehound!
Whenever I see these energy drinks I can't halp but think how unhealthy the vast majority have to be. This is the prime example. I mean look at the ingredients, half that crap is probably poisonous. And it even says on the label "Do not drink more than 1 a day" putting them on the same safety par as cigarrettes. Plus they are terribly overpriced and more than likely cause dick rot. If oyu need a burst of energy, do what our fathers and grandfathers and ancestors before them did: brew some coffee. Or if you are a wuss like me and need more flavor in your energy drink, try tea. I mean I drink tea all the time and my nickname is Surge for christ sakes.
ReplyDeleteAlso, a vast majority are more than likely brewed in a bathtub in a back room somewhere in Asia. When you hear 'Back Room in Asia' it doesn't really correlate to the word pristene, now does it? And then they are shipped over here on a rickety ship infested by longhorned Asian Flu Rats. So drink up, boozehound!
ReplyDeleteAlso, a vast majority are more than likely brewed in a bathtub in a back room somewhere in Asia. When you hear 'Back Room in Asia' it doesn't really correlate to the word pristene, now does it? And then they are shipped over here on a rickety ship infested by longhorned Asian Flu Rats. So drink up, boozehound!
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