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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Think this post is stupid? Not in Europe!!!

God, if I hear one more person/media outlet/a hole mention how gas prices are so inexpensive here as compared to Europe I am going to vomit with rage. First of all, the entirety of Europe is the size of Rhode Island, so you get wherever you need to go, be it from Rome to London, on less than a 1/4 tank of gas. Second, their cars are a lot smaller and fuel efficient than cars here, so they have already adapted to the high gas prices. So small in fact, that they would fold up into a briefcase ala George Jettson, but the briefcase would be bigger than the car. Also, public transit in Europe is a lot better than here, every town has a train station, so they don't even really need cars. America is a big friggin place. Without a car you are left going greyhound, which doesn't go to the shopping center, so you are screwed. We need cheap gas. Need it. Screw Europe.

4 comments:

  1. Yeah England is so small the just had it carpeted. And they eat shit too.

    BTW Prices are about $3.19/gal as of today here in the Lou.

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  2. Stupid Humans!

    Great thoughts Josh - and so true. Whenever people try to justify high prices, they point to Europe. By doing so, they overlook the fact that the US probably uses more gas than the rest of the world. WE DESERVE A DAMN DISCOUNT! WE BUY IN BULK!

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  3. Plus, in America we have an obligation to ferry our nation's fat and delusional daily to Atlantic City by bus. GIVE US DAT FUEL!!!

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  4. I am taking bets on when we hit $5 a gallon. I would guess it is before this president leaves office.

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