Remember that weird ass orange room downstairs in Heitz Hall? I believe it was the place where 'Grasshopper....Dorito' was founded...not sure though. I just remember how weird it was.
Anyways, it's gone. :( Pour one for another dead homie.
I check it out every Friday to make sure Theta Chi hasn't burnt down. It's also fun to read what is becoming a semiannual article regarding that restaurant in campustown repeatedly closing and re-opening as a new restaurant until some weird sex scandal shuts it down. And it keeps happening, over and over. It's hilarious. You'd think these people would just give up.
I'm pretty sure that IS where "Grasshopper/Dorito" was born... because I can still remember drunken Pat slumped in a corner, only ably to blurt out a "Dorito." whenever someone asked him what he wanted to eat.
That was also the room where an even-more-drunken-that-usual Milo housed Pool Shark at a game of 8-ball.
Dan, remember that you may have to pick up and drop the tranq'ed Bradley secutiry dude several times before he gives up his tag.
I don't know what's worse, the end of Heitz Hall as we knew it, or that the Scout is online.
ReplyDeleteMy reign at the paper had no Internet!
P.S. What the hell were you doing on the Bradley Scout webpage!?
I check it out every Friday to make sure Theta Chi hasn't burnt down. It's also fun to read what is becoming a semiannual article regarding that restaurant in campustown repeatedly closing and re-opening as a new restaurant until some weird sex scandal shuts it down. And it keeps happening, over and over. It's hilarious. You'd think these people would just give up.
ReplyDeleteI laid down on Marina's lap in that room while the bearded bass player from Theta Chi ate Doritos. OH WHAT A NIGHT! LATE SEPTEMBER BACK IN 95!
ReplyDeleteIf I get the internship next summer in Peoria I'll try to get into Heitz and do some solid snake investigation.
Security Bradley dude in a red jacked: "Hey you!"
I shoot him with a tranquilizer gun and drag him into the furnace room. But first I check to see if he has dog tags. YES!
I'm pretty sure that IS where "Grasshopper/Dorito" was born... because I can still remember drunken Pat slumped in a corner, only ably to blurt out a "Dorito." whenever someone asked him what he wanted to eat.
ReplyDeleteThat was also the room where an even-more-drunken-that-usual Milo housed Pool Shark at a game of 8-ball.
Dan, remember that you may have to pick up and drop the tranq'ed Bradley secutiry dude several times before he gives up his tag.
huh?!?!? It's just a box....
ReplyDeleteWhat?? Her box!??
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