Animation Propagation

By decree of me, The Simpsons won the premier wars, because
I rememberd far more lines from that show than Family Guy or
American Dad. I did miss the first third of Family Guy since my
plan to use "The War at Home" as my time slot to have dinner
ran about 10 minutes too long... so my ruling may be unjust and
foolhardy, but whatever.

The Simpsons:

- the reality show crossover during the football game: "well, the
bear has a surprise for YOU - he's really a tiger!"

- "I'll do anything to get out of this, like mow your lawn every week
for two weeks straight! But I can't do it this week, I'm busy. Ow!"

- Lenny: "I'll man the sound board!"
- Karl: "And I'll star in the sex scenes!"

- "I've been a fan ever since I saw you in Fahrenheit 9-on-1!"

- "Mom, when they loaded Santa into the ambulance, why'd the pull
the blanket all the way up over his head?"

- "No, 'handsome' means he looks at himself in the mirror... 'rugged'
means, you look at him."


American Dad:

- "I'm going after his biggest prize!" "His wife?"

- "Ol' low-white-cell-count-Eddie"

- "...and then Shouldland High gets their asses handed to them by
Reality Check Tech!"

- the games at the CIA picnic (Microfilm eating contest, WMD Hunt)

- "He rode me like an animal for the past three hours, do you have
any idea what that's like??"


Now, what's with the young girls of FG and AD getting banged by
way older guys? First Meg + Jimmy Fallon, now Haley + Patrick
Stewart. Not sure what Seth's trying to tell us here...