I love lists ...

According to Men's Fitness Magazine ...

The fittest U.S. colleges:

1. Brigham Young University
   
2. University of California, Santa Barbara
   
3. Boston University
   
4. University of Vermont
   
5. Northwestern University

The fattest U.S. colleges:

1. University of Louisiana at Lafayette
   
2. University of New Orleans
   
3. Mississippi State University
   
4. Southern Illinois University at Carbondale
   
5. Portland State University

So essentially, if you want to get laid, bring some beer to the last 5 schools and some fattie will bang you.