Well, I've recovered from my temporary Internet service blackout (and Internet laziness) to bring you these memorable quotations:
from tonight's Simpsons:
"You're a worse version of Hitler!"
"All I know is that no one's better than anyone and everyone's the best at everything."
"Not you - you're the worst!! Now get to poisonin' them squirrels!"
"You're as smart as any man! Sometimes when I'm with you, I feel like I'm doing it with a dude!"
"Well, at least I can cuddle with the dog - everyone knows I'm smarter than you!"
(cut to Homer sleeping in the dog house) "Oh, how did this happen??"
"CHAIR FIGHT!!!"
from tonight's American Dad:
"forgive my unusually thick tongue"
"he's so cool and popular, you forget he's Asian!"
from last weekend's Josh playing F-Zero GX at my house and commenting on the character "Octoman":
"if I had that many arms, I'd at least wish for another penis!"
Alias seems like a shitty show. They play the same shitty techno song in every scene. I'd suggest they use the "Eternal Champion" theme instead, but why waste it on a shitty show. Ken, sorry about your cable - mine still comes in. Wii will rock you. Pass me some of that Santa Maria BBQ.
... Simpsons
ReplyDelete- Hey Mildew, do you like Tongue Twisters?
- Boy, do I!
- I'm sorry, do you want a jawbreaker?
- Boy, do I!
- That was my eating food!
- That's right. I'm Toilet.
- Sometimes when I'm with you, I feel like I'm doing it with a dude.
- 27!
- We've been Yentl'd!
... Family Guy
- I have nothing against homosexuals. I'll watch anything with David Schwimmer.
- If instead of human blood, you got deadly corrosive acid, you've got a gay!
... American Dad
No new quotes ... I'm feeling a little queasy really.
It was funny on Family Guy how the coach provided mouth to mouth with a cigarette still in his mouth.
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