The Joys of Parenthood

For those that may not know, I became a daddy on April 15th. (hence my absence) Sofia Margaret Lombard, 7lbs 2oz, 18.5 inches long.

I've been spending the past two weeks at home deprived of sleep any cleaning up various baby secretions! But I have to say, it's good to know my bait and tackle works. ;)

Now, I feel compelled to warn and educate you all in advance, should you choose (or accidentally) become a parent. If so, you can look forward to this:

"WANT SOME MUSTARD?!?" (Sorry, I have to post this since all I could think about was that quote...)

This is most likely NOT safe for work! So browse at your own peril!

Enjoy. :D

For more tasteful pictures, see : http://www.lombardclan.org

Happy Birthday, Kevin!

Welcome to the third decade of your life!

I went to YouTube to find something funny and this was the first thing that made me laugh ... though it has nothing to do with birthdays ... or being 30 ... or people named Kevin ... but it's funny!

PROBABLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK

It's the Simple Things

Sure, it looks staged but this was made funnier as this was the first comment I saw about this YouTube post:

"What was she thinking? Leaving the kitchen like that."

Click Here

Also, this video from Will Ferrell and his own 4 year old daughter is pretty funny.

No Retreat, The Condemned!

Interesting. I think many of us will recall always laughing at Jean Claude's character in NRNS being billed as 'Ivan, The Russian'. Well, in that fine tradition I ask that you peek at this website to see the character billing for Stone Cold's new crapfest. It's eerily similar.

Your Weekly WTF?!?!

Happy Birthday Ian!

In addition to being a great friend and a responsible driver, he has delighted men of all faiths with his film reviews and fathered thousands across his homeland. Two words... you know 'em, I know 'em... Hungry Hank. As such, appropriate birthday wishes can only be made with the help of a little divine intervention!! Happy Birthday!!

It's Baaaacck!

The Sobering Conclusion lives!

The site has been moved to www.soberingconclusion.com

Learn it, live it, love it!

One thing I do need to know from all of you is what screenname you would want as I do occassionally get reviews from you guys. Right now, I've gone with PowerSurgeon, Full Force & Blumeany . (Dan, if you wanted to write up something, let me know).

Anywho, the site is still under construction and much tweaking will be done over the next few weeks but if you want to see what I've been up to ... click the link above.

Probably the biggest downside so far is that all of the great comments you guys made didn't transfer over. But feel free to make new ones and to let me know what kinds of things you'd like to see.

Polls are already in the works, so don't worry about that. And I've adjusted the link on this blog to go to the new site.

In case you missed this ...

I guess dating Ryan Reynolds rubbed off a little comedy on Alanis. This parody of the Black Eyed Peas is pretty good. Check it out if you haven't already.

Lovely Lady Lumps

Check This Out

This is one of the weirdest f'n sites you'll ever see. Just play around with all the different selections. I laughed my ass off.

YOU'VE ALSO BEEN...

TO THE AUTO SHOW!!!!!!

Where have I been...

1. Vacationing in Guantanamo Bay.
2. Collecting Souls.
3. Crushing Puppies.
4. Rocking Out With Pacman Jones.
5. Licking Alec Baldwins' Chin.
6. Staring at Tina Fey's weird face scar.
7. Waiting for Dan's hilarious post he's working on.
8. Mocking the homeless.
9. Pooping in your cereal.
10. Laughing at you eating said poop, grimacing, eating more.

I know they're in dumb locations

But if you can swing it, use those landmark passes to see "God Grew Tired Of Us". I put up the review but simply put, it's a must see recommendation. Gonna be hard to beat this for documentary of the year ... or if it's too tough to get to, just add it to your netflix queues.

So Goooed To Meet You....

ROFJMM......well, maybe not the floor.

A little tidbit

I just saw "300" and it's awesome. I even wrote up a review (it's on my site).

And I might as well add that I'm in preliminary discussions to resurrect The Sobering Conclusion and things are being fleshed out. Nothing definite yet but I'll let you all know as things become final.

A Moment of Silence....

Allen Coage, best known for his WWF stint as Bad News Brown, passed away today at the age of 63. He was rushed to Rockyview Hospital in Calgary this morning for chest pains and died shortly after.

Birthday Greetings: To Dan, From The General

(turn it down at work, or just wait til home)




PRAISE GALLAH!

Where have I been...

Ok I haven't been on the site in ages- I've done quite a bit in the last 2 months including:

1. Going to New Orleans
2. Losing 20+ pounds of weight
3. Putting an offer on a house that didn't go through
4. Studying for midterms that are this week
5. Studying for the CPA exam which I am wildly behind on
6. Getting my wife out of a trial- she was summoned to court for failure to pay taxes but I resolved it to our FAVOR. I should be a lawyer.
7. Studying for the CPA exam which I am wildly, wildly, very very behind on.
8. Reminding you all that today is my birthday but none of you knew that because I was never at Bradley U in March.

Happy 30th to me, 3.6.77. Happy 30th to Ken and Josh longer ago and to Hog, dear Hog, whenver your blessed birthday is you wild stallion mopar mofo.

I'll post again when I'm less neurotic.

Oh, Geico

ABC is developing a half-hour sitcom based on the "So easy, a Caveman can do it" ads for Geico. So far, it's only been greenlighted for a pilot episode to be commissioned but who knows?

I can't decide if this sets us further or closer to the fall of modern civilization. Hell, I can't decide if I'd watch an episode just to see if they could pull it off. I mean, unfrozen caveman lawyer was funny ... but that was a 5 mintue sketch with the all mighty Phil Hartman.

I just don't know, man.

A new camcorder, windows movie maker, and some wav files included in Windows XP =

A video MASTERPIECE!!!!!!1

A Message From The General

(Prolly not safe for work - if they're picky)