
For those that may not know, I became a daddy on April 15th. (hence my absence) Sofia Margaret Lombard, 7lbs 2oz, 18.5 inches long.
I've been spending the past two weeks at home deprived of sleep any cleaning up various baby secretions! But I have to say, it's good to know my bait and tackle works. ;)
Now, I feel compelled to warn and educate you all in advance, should you choose (or accidentally) become a parent. If so, you can look forward to this:
"WANT SOME MUSTARD?!?" (Sorry, I have to post this since all I could think about was that quote...)
This is most likely NOT safe for work! So browse at your own peril!
Enjoy. :D
For more tasteful pictures, see : http://www.lombardclan.org
Congratulations, Ken!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAlthough, it's going to be weird getting drunk for Kevin's b-day the day after eating a Spongebob Squarepants cake with your daughter.
Or is it the other way around? :)
Sorry Ken, but I just heard from Maury....I AM THE FATHER!!!!
ReplyDeleteThere's no way I'm clicking on that link - since I am certain I already know what awaits - but just by the fact that you posted it, I can tell you've been spending entirely too much time with Pat Carmody.
ReplyDeleteI KNOW it's killing you....just click it......CLICK ITTTTTTT!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh God ... the humanity!
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