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Friday, July 18, 2008

Lewbowskifest 2008....In a word: balls!

So, in case anyone was curious, Lebowskifest DID HAPPEN. It ended up being me, Kevin Lange, Geoff, Flounder and Kevin's special lady friend Laurie. Words can't really explain the story as well as pictures. So enjoy the ones at the link above.

In the end I ended up winning a Liam autographed ball buffer for bowling a 172 (which is about 130 points off my average), which I summarily lost somewhere between the bowling party and the after party. Geoff ended up winning the 'Hardest Traveled' trophy due to making the event despite the fact he had surgery on his achilles earlier in the week. He had been training for a marathon when he ran over a broken bottle that had been left in the street. It flipped up and did some damage. Geoff spent the weekend with us rolling him around a la The Big Lebowski! Between Friday Night and the wee hours of Sunday, we consumed a horrendous amount of White Russians - including buying about 30 of them when they started selling them '2 for 1' at the end of the night - and having to polish them off/give them away within 5 minutes. Not to mention the two 1 gallon jugs of White Russians that the bar manager finally sold to us at the end of the night -after about two days of joking with them that we wanted to buy 'the jug'. All in all it was a good time. We checked out the comedian and the movie screening, which was fun. The bowling was fun too. We didn't catch most of the bands on the second day because it was just god awful warm outside. Although we did take part in some of the games, like the 'ringer toss' where you have to throw the bag of Walter's 'whites' over the car (from the driver's seat) and hit the Nihilist dummy that is standing there. All in all, it was a good time, and I'd recommend it to anyone with more than a passing fancy for the movie. Although I would say that the trip to Louisville is probably just a one-shot deal. I think from here on out I'll stick to the Chicago event - unless they have something really cool in terms of bands or entertainers in Louisville.

CHECK THIS OUT RIGHT NOW

Yup. It's the Watchmen Trailer. I am impressed.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

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Monday, July 14, 2008

Black Skittle

I found these lyrics as I was going through some old folders a couple weeks ago - they were written on a bar napkin, in case that tells you anything:

Black Skittle, the lottery you've won
Black Skittle, the flavor weighs a ton
Black Skittle, placed upon your tomb
Black Skittle, taste the rainbow - OF TOTAL FUCKING DOOM!!!

(go nuts)

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Morphogenesis

this is Year Zero, all we know has died
the mutiny came so sudden, killing yesterday

thoughts that force discordance away, once more an era is fading
whatever dreams we're reaching to claim, decides the path we are taking

gone forever
we are done with worldviews mechanical
none shall ever
be a slave to thoughts inside their heads

mind is the master, morphogenesis
this structure remains untrodden, a new reality

bleeding through
all the spheres
all our thoughts
all our fears
gaining life
soul, mind, heart, feeding starts now
rising from
ashen dust
through our sins
karmic cost
measured souls
weigh our hearts, judge our thoughts, no

thoughts that force discordance away, once more an era is fading
whatever dreams we're reaching to claim, decides the path we are taking

gone forever
we are done with worldviews mechanical
none shall ever
be a slave to thoughts inside their heads


- Scar Symmetry, "Morphogenesis"

Saturday, July 05, 2008

I've made it to the front page!

... of Google that is. I googled Hungry Hank and voila! ... I was the last link on the 1st page of links ... soon I will rule the world! ... or maybe I'll just get a slurpee and think about ruling the world ... either way ... good times!

How much Batman ass can Batman kick?

Here's the Answer.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

HOLY CRAP!

They've discovered a sound that can make you poop your pants!

Sunday, June 22, 2008

No work necessary on my part



The employees putting up the sign did all the heavy lifting ... wow, even that's suggestive. As pointed out on Joblo.com where I found this gem, the previous title to "Hancock" was "Tonight, He Comes" ... where the hell is the job to make suggestive titles and how do I get it???

Friday, June 20, 2008

Saving Money.....

So I usually check out fatwallet.com for good deals and occasionally financial advice. I came upon this particular thread that had people suggesting what they do to save money and be frugal. There were a bunch of funny suggestions, but I thought the one on the top of this page really took the cake:

LINK

Friday, June 13, 2008

BOING!!!!!!

It's weird to see how I'll be spending all my remaining vacation days this year.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Never too early....

Hello panthrosbulge,

Welcome to Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Football.

This is to confirm that you've created the Custom League named Reality Football and the team called The Austin Police in that league.

To allow other managers to join your league, send them the League ID# and Password. In your case, the ID# is 15176 and the Password is beerbrandbeer.

You have chosen for your league to take part in a live online draft on Sat Aug 23 10:00am PDT. Until that time, you (and only you) can change the type of draft by using the Change Draft Type option found among your Commissioner Tools, which can be reached from your League Overview page.

If you choose to remain in a live draft, please arrive at the draft 10 minutes ahead of the scheduled time. The draft will start promptly and may conclude rapidly if only a few managers are logged in.

We also suggest that all league members custom rank their players in case a manager can't make it to the draft. Managers can do this at any time by simply going to the Fantasy Football home page and clicking on their team name.

Thanks for joining. Good luck.

--Fantasy Football Commissioner
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1

Sunday, June 08, 2008

The keyword is not your friend

By now you've all noticed - during your frequent trips to the site to kill some time at work and/or watch "The Dark Knight" trailer for the 200th time - that various "Plot Keywords" are now listed along with a movie's summary information on IMDb. So by now you've also noted that the keywords associated with each film are often completely irrelevant and make about as much sense as a Freshman-year C++ lecture. I know you're going to take my word for it, but that's still not enough to stop me from providing the following examples, live off the floor.

The keywords are basically terrible across the board, but for the purposes of this exercise I just picked 5-6 movies that I'm almost positive everyone here has seen, so you can see how ridiculous it gets. The keywords listed after each movie title all appear on the movie's splash page, in the order presented here:


Pulp Fiction
Long Take | Muzzle | Homage | Taxicab | Garden Hose

Ah yes... all staples of the decade of crime cinema that followed.


Gladiator
No Opening Credits | Scene Based On Painting | Historical | Famous Score | Altered Version Of Studio Logo

There's a movie after the title and opening theme, in case you weren't sure.


Predator
Spanish Language Usage | Oldies | Disturbing | Necktie | Infrared Vision

"Rated R for Partial Nudity, Intense Violence and Strong Spanish".


The Goonies
Blender | Group Vomit | Lifting Person In Air | Bullet Hole | Toupee

I don't remember any of these things happening or being in Goonies. "Sloth", "Pirate Ship", "Panty Shot" - yes. These - no. Unless there's an alternate version that features Ermac from Mortal Kombat and Clasrk Griswold's dad from Christmas Vacation, directed by John Woo. Is there such a version?


Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Mangina | Gross Out Comedy | Landlord | Bullet Catching | Squirrel

Yes, on the site you can actually click on that first keyword and, I guess, find more movies that feature the same concept. I didn't.


Batman Begins
Threesome | Bra Less | Secretary | Monorail | Pearl Necklace

Aside from the fourth one, WHAT????


My Algonquin
Threesome | Bra Less | Secretary | Monorail | Pearl Necklace
or
Janitor Closet | Undead Pimp | Revisionist History | Steam Engine | Atrocity


Friday, June 06, 2008

Acknowledge my correctitude

Remember a while back when I surmised that the folks over at accuweather.com were phoning it on after the 7 day forecast?







Bow Down to the Superior Meteorology, Bitches! They've even come up with new ways to describe the greates weather on Earth, including 'Abundant Sunshine' and 'A Full Day of Sunshine'. And to add insult on top of injury, the weather gets more temperate as the Summer goes on. Shit, it's hotter here.

Yes, I am Mike Terry, and this message receives my approval.


Thursday, June 05, 2008

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

House's most shocking case ever!

Scenes from Dr. Cuddy's striptease in the first part of the House Season 4 finale are now online, for those who missed it (some of you) or those who need to see it again (all of you). Start the thought-provoking retrospective journey HERE (linked through IMDb).

Probably not safe for work... unless you work for House.

Friday, May 23, 2008