I'm sitting on the bus right now, and even though I am a good 10 feet away from this middle aged cracker with headphones, I can clearly hear that he is rocking out to Beyonce. I've noticed that this happens a lot. I always thought that headphones do a decent job of hiding the sound from others - so either headphones suck these days, or people are going deaf.
Have you ever considered you might have superhuman hearing?
ReplyDeleteI heard that.....
ReplyDeleteDan doesn't post much, but when he does, he hits hard.
ReplyDeleteI am paying for a car. It runs poorly, and if I were to bring it into the city, Mayor Daley would steal it for the numerous parking violations I have accrued. Not everybody has dual incomes, shitface.
ReplyDeleteThe Rod is stressed out by finals man. Give him a break.
ReplyDeleteLet's just hope the finals aren't for English though - the way he spelled RIDDEN and all. ;)
IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP!