Tonight was the Simpsons episode with Ricky Gervais... if you missed it, but have seen the original British run of "The Office", then you really didn't miss it. They basically rehashed the David Brent character for the whole show, right down to giving him a guitar and having him play with his tie. Fortunately, it's a funny character, so it was watchable, but I was hoping for something more. Anyway, here are some Family Guy quotes:
"We want to have a baby, so we want some sperm and an applicator that looks like Jodi Foster's knuckles."
"I need to evict(?) a White Russian from my Kremlin"
"We already have Bobby, Marsha, Ricky, Urkle..."
"Those are kids on TV..."
"Blanka, Guile, Chun Li..."
"That's Street Fighter..."
"Red, Blue, Green..."
"Okay, those are colors."
Peter's whole "role-playing" monologue
"It's like trying to find diversity in the A&F catalog"
"You'd still do her?"
"Oh yeah. I would wreck that chick."
"I'm just gonna go over here while he fits you all for cups in that windowless shed. Bye."
"Fat sex is the hottest sex we've ever had!"
Has American Dad been cancelled? Or is FOX now afraid to cancel any MacFarlane show?
I have an appointment to "banish" a white russian from my kremiln.
ReplyDeleteEvict is funnier though.