"Enough is enough. I've had it with these snakes."
OH. MY. GOD.
Samuel L. Jackson whips a guy with a snake, someone takes a baseball swing at a snake with a laptop, a snake drops in front of a guy instead of an oxygen mask... and this is just the trailer!!! All this needs is a surprise cameo by either Dolph Lundgren as a retired world-class reptile expert who happens to be on board, or Michael Chiklis as a snake-hating cop at the end of his rope, and we're all fucking set.
I ask not only because it uses snakes, but because it is exactly the idiotic kind of plan you would see on an old GI JOE Episode. Why not just wait until the guy is in his hotel room and shoot him?
"Enough is enough. I've had it with these snakes."
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Samuel L. Jackson whips a guy with a snake, someone takes a baseball swing at a snake with a laptop, a snake drops in front of a guy instead of an oxygen mask... and this is just the trailer!!! All this needs is a surprise cameo by either Dolph Lundgren as a retired world-class reptile expert who happens to be on board, or Michael Chiklis as a snake-hating cop at the end of his rope, and we're all fucking set.
So a crime boss releases deadly snakes to kill a potential witness against him? Who is this crime boss, Cobra Commander?
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ReplyDeleteI have on word for this film: IMAX
I ask not only because it uses snakes, but because it is exactly the idiotic kind of plan you would see on an old GI JOE Episode. Why not just wait until the guy is in his hotel room and shoot him?
ReplyDeleteAlso, keep in mind they are looking for song submissions at that site ... anyone have Tasty Wheat at the ready? :)
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