In a continued, largely-useless effort to get Dan to sign up for our Fantasy Football league, I'm drafting this post to try and get him to join us on our annual 16-week trip of personal discovery, ruthless competition and merciless ridicule. I expect the rest of the Fort will contribute submissions as well. In the event we fail, we'll just grab five of the best names and the existing players can each field two teams, for an even league of ten. Either way, all entries will be added to the "huge pool of great names we have for things which we should really get around to doing something with", starting with these:
Fuego Muerto
Diablojob
Da Scepter
Supernintendo Chalmers
We Tried Our Best
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Free Lunch
Josh Magic
Finish Me
Tactical Chunder
Platonic Jumpkick*
GOAL (using as many O's and/or A's as allowed by Yahoo's naming standards)
* this is my favorite of the bunch, and I almost used it for my own team name. I still may, actually.
Fuego Muerto
Diablojob
Da Scepter
Supernintendo Chalmers
We Tried Our Best
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Free Lunch
Josh Magic
Finish Me
Tactical Chunder
Platonic Jumpkick*
GOAL (using as many O's and/or A's as allowed by Yahoo's naming standards)
* this is my favorite of the bunch, and I almost used it for my own team name. I still may, actually.
Also, Dan, don't feel like you have to actually follow the NFL season to play. I barely watched during even the last couple of seasons when the Bears were decent, so it's not like you're playing with pros. If nothing else, this post gives us the opportunity to have sort of a mini "name the movie column" series again, and that's fine with me. He kicked it with his - LEFT FOOT!!
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Shush-Ke-Bab
Lonely at the Top
I-55 Power-Right
Dig Faster
Camaraderie is for Lovers
My Advice: Take The Stairs
By the way, Tactical Chunder is superfabulous!
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ReplyDeleteI dunno, I think you had a good team name in your comments with "Merciless Ridicule."
ReplyDeleteAlso, Dan--you should draft Flash Gordon in the first round.
Let's See, more team names:
-Brought to you by Motorola
-That's Watson's
-Squatch's Shampoo
-the Definites (Definitely winning!)
-Galaxy Zoom Service
Tallywacker Nights: The Ballad of Dan Bowers - that's the movie, the teamname would be Tallywacker Knights.
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