Megatron has fallen! Now, Decepticons, follow me and I will lead us to victory! Here are my plans for destroying the Autobots, maximizing energon production, and conquering Earth & Cybertron.
1. You, Ramjet...take some goddamn shooting lessons!
2. Soundwave, noone is going to believe you are a friggin tape deck. It's 2005, try transforming into an iPod or something.
3. We need some new things for Decepticons to transform into. Like a stapler. Or a floodlight. Maybe a refrigerator with the ice cube tray right in the door . That would be awesome.
4. The Autobots will surrender and return peaceably to cybertron to serve their Decepticon masters, or I will release the "Optimus Prime Sex Tape". You'll never look at Bumblebee the same.
5. 'Enemy swap' with Cobra Commander.
Seriously, didn't any of the transformers ever hear of an electromagnetic pulse?
ReplyDeleteI mean, that's the endgame.
Done and done.
But Starscream's ideas probably would work too.