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Thursday, June 25, 2009

The Countdown is on....

Who will be the first to make an inappropriate joke about Michael Jackson?

Friday, June 19, 2009

AOL HUH?!?!?

Just workin' on my Kevin Hurley Fan Page.

Monday, June 08, 2009

Ok Kevin, if this doesn't get you to join Facebook, I'm not sure anything else will!

THIS IS 100% REAL! STAND UP FOR 399!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Blogger Profiles: The Stranger

Real Name: Frank Castle

Age: Younger than your Mom, but that's never really mattered, has it?

Location: Right behind you!

Sex: Yeah, I hit it.

Favorite Food: Free

Favorite Sports Team: Joliet Jackhammers (RailCats can suck it!)

Favorite "Jones": Joshua David Tiberius Jones

Favorite Posse Moment: Co-Authoring 'Posse's Gonna Fill Your Mouth', which I still sing to myself on occassion.

Childhood Hero: The dog from Duck Hunt

Worst College Moment: Getting scored on by Duane Bickett...

Goals in Life: TBD

Movie that defines my life: Beaches 2: More Deader

Can I get a what what?: No.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

The Best of Year 4

As part of our usual Year-in-Review festivities, it's time to distill all the greasy funk of Year 4 into one refreshing, smooth-reading post. So as you prepare to kick back and take that first pull of your lunchtime (or breakfast) forty-ounce, pull up a chair and this post, and let it flow.

Why don't you like my movie, Hank? - Mike Terry is born! "Instead I find out you are hungry for more Tim Allen."

The keyword is not your friend - Lively discussion about a number of topics, including movies, BJs, and The Goonies!

YOUR GUIDE TO HOT POST APOCALYPTIC CAREERS! - Such a good summary of the movie "Doomsday" that I never bothered to see the movie "Doomsday".

OUTWORLD COMPLETES MERGER WITH BUSINESS WORLD - This actually happened.

Lewbowskifest 2008....In a word: balls! - The pics are still up from Ken's vision quest into the strange wilds of the Bluegrass State.

Welcome To Your Doom

Honorable Mentions:
More Pictures of Obese women, please. - Request denied!
CLICK HERE TO READ SOMETHING INTERESTING! - Well, do what it says.
STEAK SWALLOWER!!! - read comments #3 and #4... especially #4.
Black Skittle - taste the rainbow...

And now, back to your regularly scheduled day of sins and debauchery.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Waiting for Conan

I can't believe this stuff is still on YouTube!

Jerking Off Hamsters

Just padding my stats.

There goes the neighborhood.

Someone was correct in deciding to relocate.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Jim Kosek is my weatherman...

I could go into detail, but just see for yourself. This guy is a psycho. Every now and then he does the Chicago weather, and those days are always a little less cloudy.

As a fair warning, keep the volume down.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Deep Dish

Let's assume you are a man. OK so far? Let's also assume that you are a pizza, and that the following are your potential girlfriends. Which one do you find most tempting?

Monday, May 04, 2009

Year 4 post statistics

Saddle up for a recount of what went down Underground in Year 4. The tale of the tape reads 76 total posts, a little better than last year, but less than Ken OR Ian posted all by themselves in Year 1. Break it down!

Tyke Merry: 23 posts (30.3%)
Stranger Than Ken: 19 posts (25.0%)
Fool Force: 17 posts (22.4%)
Oh Shit, It's Upgrayedd: 15 posts (19.7%)
Papa John (2x Meat, 2x Cheese): 2 posts (2.6%)

For taking top honors two years in a row, Josh wins the cardboard box in the trunk of my car, which contains remnants of his Santa suit from 2008, a shitload of pennies, his certificate from Bartending School and an oily rag. Congrats dude!

Round 5... FIGHT!!!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I Pity The Attorneys

News taken from IMDb:

Mr. T Called Up For Jury Duty
29 April 2009 12:10 PM, PDT

The A-Team star Mr. T appeared in court on Monday after he was called up for jury duty in Chicago, Illinois.

The actor, real name Laurence Tureaud, showed up for jury selection at Cook County Circuit Court, sporting his famous Mohawk hairstyle.

But Mr. T managed to escape his civil responsibilities and was dismissed by a judge after several hours of deliberations.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Force Spike turns 32!!

Ironically, that's the same total as these ladies' IQ:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!

Just remember not to order the Heart Attack Pizza, at our advanced ages, I'm not sure our arteries could take another one.

Monday, April 06, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IAN!!!!!!!!

HAVE A GOOD ONE! YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE SNOW.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Guitar Hero's that you'd never want to see hit the shelves.

Guitar Hero: Tears for Fears

Guitar Hero: Foreigner

Guitar Hero: Daughtry

Sunday, March 22, 2009

ExtraFries.com

As I was going through the archives of digital material I've hoarded throughout the years, I came across some scraps of content for ExtraFries.com, an idea for a website that Ken and I kicked around after we graduated. There was no real plan for the site, just sort of whatever BS we felt like uploading. The name was based off this picture that someone found somewhere:

The only feature we did decide on was "Hump Day", a comic strip that would run every Wednesday. Based on his pedigree of quality notebook sketches and dry-erase board drawings, Ken was commissioned to write it.
CLICK HERE to see the first ever (and so far, only ever) installment!

Well, technically the site has now been launched, since all planned content has been published within this post. Be sure to bookmark this URL and add your congratulations via the comments! Stay tuned for an update around October 2017!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Another Fallen Wrestler

16 March 2009 6:35 PM, PDT

U.S. wrestler Andrew Martin has been found dead at his Tampa, Florida home.

The 33-year-old tough guy, who fought under the name Test in the World Wrestling Entertainment spectaculars, was pronounced dead on Friday night.

The cause of death has not been released, but local authorities have ruled out foul play.

A neighbour alerted police after seeing Martin lying motionless on the floor of his apartment through a window.

Martin had past problems with substance abuse - at one point WWE officials paid for a rehab stint, even though the wrestler was not part of the organisation at the time.

He was arrested on a drink driving charge in 2008.

The Canadian dated wrestler-turned-reality TV star Stacy Kiebler.