Let's assume you are a man. OK so far? Let's also assume that you are a pizza, and that the following are your potential girlfriends. Which one do you find most tempting?
Bottom left. Not only would it be the most delicious (New York Style) but it is also the neediest/least complete and plus it would be the LAST pizza anyone else wants, meaning you can relax knowing it will always be there for you.
That might work with normal pizza. But for these hypothetical anthropomorphized pizzas, I'm not so sure. What if you prefer the taste of one pizza over the others, and the others get jealous? Then you may be in trouble. "Hell hath no wrath like a woman pizza scorned," or something.
Number 2 - top right. Did I win?
ReplyDeleteBottom left. Not only would it be the most delicious (New York Style) but it is also the neediest/least complete and plus it would be the LAST pizza anyone else wants, meaning you can relax knowing it will always be there for you.
ReplyDeleteWhat if I wanted fried rice?
ReplyDeleteInteresting theory, Surge. I would have also accepted something along the lines of "pile them on top of each other and eat all four at once."
ReplyDeleteThat might work with normal pizza. But for these hypothetical anthropomorphized pizzas, I'm not so sure. What if you prefer the taste of one pizza over the others, and the others get jealous? Then you may be in trouble. "Hell hath no wrath like a woman pizza scorned," or something.
ReplyDeleteWell, so did she cum or WHAT?!!?!?
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