Chris Benoit! Lots of people acknowledge you as the best technical wrestler in the world today! Well that's just because they haven't yet seen the likes of the Mysterious Quasar! You may have pinned Fatback Jack's shoulders to the mat for a three count, and ended the reign of Trent Vanity as AWF champ, but you won't beat Quasar...because you can't! My gamma ray repeating powerbomb will prove to be your final undoing. After I have pinned you and ended your career, I will make you will raise my hand in the air and acknowledge me as not only as a superior wrestler, but as a superior being. And only then will you have shown me the proper respect that I have earned as the 5 time Mr. Alternate Universe. There is nowhere to hide Benoit, because the Final Answer Pay Per View is this Sunday! See you there!
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Quasar, dude, you need to watch the news more often.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see the matchup of the Man from Dimension Q take on the Canuck run Amok!
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ReplyDeleteIsn't that where the twin midgets lived? Man they must have been to wrestle.
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