This post made me think. What if, as a Jedi, you decided to convert to the dark side? Then instead of a cool name like Darth Maul or Darth Sidius your master gave you the name DARTH ASS? And then throughout the duration of your force enlongated life you were known as DARTH ASS?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis post made me think. What if, as a Jedi, you decided to convert to the dark side? Then instead of a cool name like Darth Maul or Darth Sidius your master gave you the name DARTH ASS? And then throughout the duration of your force enlongated life you were known as DARTH ASS?
ReplyDeleteYou'd probably end up throwing the Emperor into a huge bottomless pit.
ReplyDeleteAnakin: "I pledge myself to your teachings"
ReplyDeleteEmperor: "Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth YellowPoop! And Yes, I want some mustard."
Anakin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I'm sick of Star Wars and the staggering amount of fan-generated crap that goes along with it. Please, please give these movies a rest.
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