This must have been on because a hairy gay man is also known as a "Bear".
But don't be alarmed or second guess yourself by rooting for a team with a double entendre for a name. A Bear is also a deadly and vicious meat swallowing carnivore that prowls the forest, stealing its protein rich meals from dangling sacks. If you come across one, it will try to subjugate you to its will. Your best bet is to either play dead and hope after sniffing you it goes away, or try to make yourself appear bigger by ripping off your shirt and holding over your head and making lots of noise.
On the other hand, a Colt is either a castrated horse or a gun.
Yeah... THIS'll drive traffic back up.
ReplyDeleteOh, Rexy! You're so sexy!
ReplyDeleteThis must have been on because a hairy gay man is also known as a "Bear".
ReplyDeleteBut don't be alarmed or second guess yourself by rooting for a team with a double entendre for a name. A Bear is also a deadly and vicious meat swallowing carnivore that prowls the forest, stealing its protein rich meals from dangling sacks. If you come across one, it will try to subjugate you to its will. Your best bet is to either play dead and hope after sniffing you it goes away, or try to make yourself appear bigger by ripping off your shirt and holding over your head and making lots of noise.
On the other hand, a Colt is either a castrated horse or a gun.