"Too much stuff, and not enough stuff!!" *PYRO*
This post emanates LIVE from the UGIJF branch office in Chicago, where we've worked non-stop for the last 4 minutes to bring you the ultimate results from the half-decade mark! There were 55 total posts, which is 999,945 short of our goal of one million. Here's how it all beaks down:
19 - That's gotta be KEN!!
17 - Surgio Salerno
14 - Heartbreak Kev
5 - E.N. Forbes (he's in your mom)
0 - Diggity Dan
Fucking shit, I thought I had you guys. I TRIED SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!
It's OK that Dan didn't post anything, since we got to hang out a while back.
ReplyDeleteI'm genuinely SHOCK(er)ED that I had the most posts. Dan spends most of his days spewing quotes on Facebook. Oh my privacy!
ReplyDeleteKen went crazy when he saw the year 4 results, and he posted up a storm. Although it IS pretty easy to end up #1 when placing a training toilet on your head counts as content.
ReplyDeleteHey, for the record, that's a Bumbo seat! Secondly, that's WATSON'S!!!!!!!
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