Real Name: NOT Kevin
Age: Size + 2
Sex: Yes please.
Location: on the off ramp, waiting to clean off your windshield with my urine.
Likes: to move it move it
Dislikes: Kevin Hurley, Josh Jones, Ian Forbes, Dan Bowers, Duane Bickett
Favorite Sports Team: The Chicago one that doesn't suck.
Favorite "Forbes": Sleepy Grampa Forbes in his recliner.
Favorite Posse Moments: Writing some of the greatest songs never published, our absurd ritual send off for Ethan, Creating this blog.
Worst College Moments: they all involved drinking heavily and regretting it, but recently I recalled 'Long Island Iced Tea' night. Ugh.
Goals in Life: to be the best....around......nothin's ever gonna get me down!
Movie that defines my life: The Big Lebowski
Twix or Kit Kat?: Fuck You. Reeses FTW.
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