Real Name: different than Ken's
Age: younger than Ken
Sex:
Location: All up in yo' shit.
Likes: rejecting the null hypothesis, parties, not playing the horn
Dislikes: a balanced breakfast, huge pectoral muscles, playing the horn
Favorite Sports Team: Tactical Chunder
Favorite "Forbes": Ian Velociraptor Forbes
Favorite Posse Moments: "Mortal Kombatting" the wellness floor, the Purdue 3 road trip & video, calling into WRBU
Worst College Moments: the aftermath of the "Hero of the Day" party, "Hell at the Bell" never happening
Goals in Life: to be nobody's lunch!
Movie that defines my life: My Algonquin
Twix or Kit Kat?: Close, but Kit Kat.
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