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Sunday, August 17, 2008

Welcome To Your Doom





6 comments:

  1. Just giving these their own post now that I've completed the planned trilogy... so they won't be lost in time when a new header image dawns.

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  2. Awww, it's only a trilogy? I urge you to reconsider and create a NEW trilogy, that actually occurred years before this trilogy, in a dorm room far, far away.



    P.S. These are fucking brilliant, and you deserve a medal. You are the Michael Phelps of Altered Beast Photoshopping.

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  3. If you were a gymnast, you'd be a 13 year-old CHINESE gymnast!

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  4. I will take Lord Anacock's suggestion under advisement. But before crafting a new trilogy, I must mine the old one for all it's worth - remastering and revising the backgrounds and characters countless times, presenting each slightly-updated version individually and then as a box set, which fans will feel helplessly compelled to own for some reason, even though they're getting very little new content with each iteration.

    Then I will go on to create the prequel trilogy, which will feature lifeless characters, boring situations, half-baked ideas, and at least one universally reviled new character. The whole affair will be largely forgettable and will tarnish the originals by mere association.

    Watch for it March 2012!!!!

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  5. I'm going to stand in line...right now!

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  6. Although this move was not rendered in the original altered beast, the character on the left is going to shit in the mouth of the character on the right.

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