This is important.

Open my profile...

and love my occupation. You are all DAMN DIRTY APES. I love you.

When is it NOT "in-breeding"??

Second, third, or fourth cousins???

I'm asking for a friend.

The Best of Year 7

You're probably asking yourself, "What could have happened here between May 2011 and April 2012?  Wasn't this a wasteland?"  Not yet it wasn't, fuckbrain.  Check these out, and try not to get anything on the screen:

One of my favorite Posse-related things on Facebook - This is pretty good.

I'm still posting here, so FUCK YOU! - As is this.

Full Force wine reviews - Of all the posts I've written, this one is my favorite.

If you enjoy random content as much as I do, you'll probably like all of these:
Suck it.
My Name is Bob Dylan...
Holy Shit I Forgot This Website Was Here!

Year 7 Post Statistics

NOM NOM NOM MY KNOB

Jim - 9
Dave - 5
Mike - 3
Tom - 2
Vince - 1

The Best of Year 6

Why not take a break from porn for a few minutes, and enter Blogger Reminiscence Mode?  Here are some offerings from the Year That Was Six.


2010 - THE YEAR WE MAKE CONTACT - Well, so much for that.

Blog Post - Ken predicted it... see final comment.

The FUTURE of Social Networking! - Sage advice in the comments.

new iPhone commercial - Yeah she did.

Nintendo announces new Wii Shit - Mostly I just like the image.


Now, why not take a break from Blogger Reminiscence Mode for a few minutes, and check out some porn?

Year 6 Post Statistics

Believe this shit!!

In the far reaches of May 2010 - April 2011, there were 53 fearsome threads, which is more than a 100% increase over half of Year 5's total! AWESOME!! Year 6 also saw the 666th post in the Fort. Then the Devil's Posse all jumped in and they broke it on down like this:

D - 0
I - 10
J - 17
K - 17
Me - 8
The Stranger - 1

Who is "The Stranger", the mysterious manwomanbeast who created a single post with the shout of the Sasquatch as its title??  Well it happened like 25 years ago so WE'LL NEVER KNOW!!!  Therefore, this year is a tie between K & J!

Now get back to work, or get back to wanking it, or get back to work wanking it!

Second post of 2013!  Goo!

FIRST POST OF 2013!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

Presented without comment

Just Click on it...NSFW (Not safe for wrestling)

Well this was awkward

Not sure how many versions I've missed since I last checked in here, but I sort of hate the new Blogger interface. Hopefully no one minds that I changed around the layout to look like how I remembered it two years ago. Also, see my comments on the Vegas 2 post - we are semi-seriously considering a return trip early next year. All of you should enlist. Go Boobs.

VEGAS 2.....BITCH!

Two members (heh heh) of the p-posse are heading back out to Vegas NEXT WEEK! We are gonna knock them Vegas broads bowlegged for 2 nonstop days! Then win some money! Then spend the money on more bitches and a buffet at the Bellagio. Don't like it? Well then you can CRAM IT WITH WALNUTS JUNIOR!

Eternal Goat Champions

Kevin, I'm still waiting in line....

http://p-posse.blogspot.com/2008/08/welcome-to-your-doom_17.html This post might be my all time favorite. Between the original content and the comments...top notch. But Kevin, you promised a March 2012 release date for the new trilogy. What gives?!

This archive of comedy is HI-larious

Just traveled back to 2005 and saw all the crazy shit we wrote. You can spend hours looking back on all this crap and still end up pissing your pants in laughter. Solid work gents. And here's a random picture.

Holy Shit I Forgot This Website Was Here!

Uh-oh.

Attention wives, girlfriends, children, pets, parents, employers, responsibilities, and good hygiene: enjoy the next couple of months, because after that, you're going to be seriously fucking neglected.

Because Diablo III comes out on May 15th.

Captain Shiner

Holy Crap. When this comes out, we need to go see it. Together. Forever.

http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/01/19/fdr-american-badass-truth/

Remember when we started up a posse?